Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Altuzarra
Let's kick things off with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Altuzarra pants that look ripped off from something Givenchy did back when Kim Kardashian pledged her allegiance there. The shirt tailoring is surprisingly precise, given that it also looks like she came to Earth not understanding how sweaters work.
Amber Heard in Michael Kors
Her makeup is a little harsh, eh? I also think this needs to be buttoned. Somehow seeing the elastic waist of the pants makes them seem a bit Designer Impostor. I'm into the overall effect, though, at least.
Brooke Shields
This is charmingly costumey, in a way that I rather LOVE on her. The tailcoat is awesome.
Katherine Langford in Prabal Gurung
Most of my favorite Prabal joints are black, white, and red -- Diane Kruger got one of the all-time best -- and I think this is also pretty good on Katherine. It's a BIT shapeless, but I suspect in person my eyes would be able to see the tailoring a bit better. She looks cool, though, which is something her previous styling hasn't done a great job achieving. Samantha Powell pointed out that Cate wore the jacket on the cover of Variety, and it's good news for Katherine that she doesn't fade in that shadow.
Eve Hewson in Dior
Or at least, the bra seems to be Dior. The entire THING is Diorrible.
Elsa Hosk
This is boring, but also like a soothing eye bath after the last, preparing us for whatever might come. Join hands and let us proceed.
Constance Jablonski
I love this color, but the entire thing is... I can't even say understyled, because it's UNstyled.
Amandla Stenberg
I love this '70s look on her and she is carrying it off admirably.
Issa Rae in Pyer Moss
She's hosting, and will have a couple outfit changes that hopefully we can bring you; in the meantime, yes, I wish this were a gown, but that fabric is lovely enough that you really don't NOTICE the pants; you just know it's not a see-through dress, and the rest doesn't really seem to matter. Also, her belt has a message.
Diane Lane in Gabriela Hearst
I was RIGHT THERE with her on this journey, until the seam on her pants parted, and revealed beige canoes. Those are not great, and also TOTALLY daytime, whereas this suit is a night out looking saucy.
Busy Philipps in Christian Siriano
This is so cool. She looks great. I wish I could see her feet, though; could we not have scooched that up JUST enough to let a pointy toe poke through, Christian? Also: I am not a fan of people Instagramming their own workouts, but something about Busy posting just a snippet of her finishing up and sweating as much as I do, and looking like the exertion makes her want to swear at someone just as much as it does me, manages to inspire me rather than make me move along.
Laura Harrier in Sies Marjan
I am DELIGHTED she's not in Louis Vuitton, and really enjoying this unusual getup. I would not have paired any of those colors together, but the entire ensemble gels on her.
Whoopi Goldberg in Christian Siriano
"This could have been for your wedding, Meghan. You could have flirted with The View. You could've had me in this hat. YOU COULD'VE HAD IT ALL."
Borns
I understand that this is not Jack White, but... I don't understand how this is not Jack White.
Candice Huffine in Gabriela Hearst
She is beautiful. I wish the bodice didn't have AS much seaming on it, because it starts to look like it doesn't fit when actually I think it pretty much does. I love her accessories with it, though.
Leomie Anderson in Milly
I need this to stop. Both the head-to-toe satin, and the whole idea that a suit only needs a matching bra.
Kaia Gerber in Alexander Wang
This. Is. Hideous. No bones about it. WHAT is Alexander Wang even doing. He's stuck her in a cut-out prison shirt bearing his name, satin boxers ALSO bearing his name, and...
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018
... tights bearing, yes, you guessed it, HIS NAME. I assume he's a huge egomaniac, but dude, WHY do you want your name all over stuff that is so awful? Have you been going out drinking with the Dior people? I would also like to note that she appears to be having difficulties keeping her feet in those shoes, so it's a fail all around. Where are you, Cindy Crawford? Can you uncork some wrath?
