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Yara Shahidi

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals 2017 held at The Galen Center. Featuring: Yara Shahidi Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Aug 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

She is certainly the top candidate on my list of people who could make me sign off on formal track pants, but... why so many zippers? Why is that drawstrong longer than an hour? And when did she join the Pink Ladies?

Peyton List

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals 2017 held at The Galen Center. Featuring: Payton List Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Aug 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

I think this outfit was hastily made from three other garments that were trying to escape through a cat flap. (Blow it up, though; she's got a funky manicure.)

Maddie Ziegler in Zac Posen

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Maddie Ziegler attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

That fabric is GORGEOUS, and weirdly, the pants -- though short -- are better to me than the shirt whose shoulder seams are flirting with her triceps.

Katie Stevens

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Katie Stevens attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She's on The Bold Type, the show developed by Joanna Coles about her tenure at Cosmo. It's actually a pretty good hour of TV. The Joanna Coles proxy is extravagantly understanding and rational and groovyl, in ways that remind you Joanna Coles is behind the show, but what I like is that the female friendships are at the core of it and sometimes the boyfriends don't even factor. Katie's character, for example, hooked up with a dude she seemed to be about to date, and I don't think we've seen him in two episodes, and it doesn't bother me because he's not the most important relationship in her life; her girlfriends are. It's nice. But I guess she's going to leave the show to be the concierge of the Emerald City.

Zara Larsson in Fendi

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Zara Larsson attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I am quite hypnotized by her face. Those eyes are amazing. And I have to say, I don't hate the outfit the way I thought I would; ditch the platform hooves, and close the blazer over no bra or keep it and add a real shirt, and I'd be down.

Alyson Stoner

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Actor Alyson Stoner attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

MORE sweatpants. This time with a bodysuit. PASS.

Bebe Rexha

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals 2017 held at The Galen Center. Featuring: Bebe Rexha Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Aug 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

In which Bebe attempts to answer -- in a way that the store bebe once might have -- whether a bustier needs a collar.

Candace Cameron Bure

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Candace Cameron-Bure attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I cuold live with all of this if it was a pencil skirt. Leather pants shouldn't look baggy.

Naya Rivera

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Naya Rivera attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Girl, the rodeo left town already. 

Victoria Justice

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals 2017 held at The Galen Center. Featuring: Victoria Justice Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Aug 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

By contrast, this almost seems wonderful.

Marshmello

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 13: Marshmello attends the Teen Choice Awards 2017 at Galen Center on August 13, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I am exhausted by this.

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