> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Paradise Cast
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paradise-cast/
- Published: 2026-03-25T13:45:17.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-25T03:07:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

## Shailene Woodley

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2268187840-1774399474.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Shailene Woodley seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

This suit is very average (and the shoes are oof), but I don't understand why she went bare under it and then buttoned the top, all for... some SAG/AFTRA panel and some XM Radio chats. There seems to be a bra under there, but not one she's that eager to use as a shirt, so... it's curious. She DID famously argue in favor of sunning her vag, so maybe she's sunning one very small strip of torso that can solar-power the rest of her.

## Julianne Nicholson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268160792-1774399525.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Julianne Nicholson of Hulu's "Paradise" visits the SiriusXM front row event at SiriusXM Studios on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

This is a much better suit. Better deployment all around.

## Thomas Doherty

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268169531-1774399491.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Thomas Doherty seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

He is also new this season, and he's good on the show after being atrocious on the generally execrable Gossip Girl 2.0\. This is very reasonable.

## Thomas Doherty

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268167540-1774399540.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Thomas Doherty seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

This ALSO works and he kind of looks Robert Pattinson-adjacent here. So let's get THAT partnership going. Does The Batman need a long-lost brother?

## Sterling K Brown

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2267715766-1774399556.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 24: Sterling K. Brown is seen on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

The Canadian Tuxedo is a bold choice! From this angle it seems okay...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/03/GettyImages-2268183241-1774399509.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Sterling K. Brown is seen on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

... but from this angle, the cut of the jeans is very... well. They're Dad Jeans. No disrespect to dads. But what a terrible cut.

[The Paradise Cast Gives Us an Excuse to Talk About ParadiseCome on in.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/03/gettyimages-2268187840-1774399474.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-paradise-cast-gives-us-an-excuse-to-talk-about-paradise-03-2026/)