Go Fug Yourself dot com Search posts, tags and authors

Shailene Woodley

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Shailene Woodley seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

This suit is very average (and the shoes are oof), but I don't understand why she went bare under it and then buttoned the top, all for... some SAG/AFTRA panel and some XM Radio chats. There seems to be a bra under there, but not one she's that eager to use as a shirt, so... it's curious. She DID famously argue in favor of sunning her vag, so maybe she's sunning one very small strip of torso that can solar-power the rest of her.

Julianne Nicholson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Julianne Nicholson of Hulu's "Paradise" visits the SiriusXM front row event at SiriusXM Studios on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

This is a much better suit. Better deployment all around.

Thomas Doherty

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Thomas Doherty seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

He is also new this season, and he's good on the show after being atrocious on the generally execrable Gossip Girl 2.0. This is very reasonable.

Thomas Doherty

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Thomas Doherty seen in Midtown on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

This ALSO works and he kind of looks Robert Pattinson-adjacent here. So let's get THAT partnership going. Does The Batman need a long-lost brother?

Sterling K Brown

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 24: Sterling K. Brown is seen on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

The Canadian Tuxedo is a bold choice! From this angle it seems okay...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 24: Sterling K. Brown is seen on March 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

... but from this angle, the cut of the jeans is very... well. They're Dad Jeans. No disrespect to dads. But what a terrible cut.

The Paradise Cast Gives Us an Excuse to Talk About Paradise
Come on in.

1 / 1

Open image in new tab