LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Shailene Woodley attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Perplexing. This looks like if you made her take off her jacket, you'd realize she's wearing a bra upside-down. And it's black, it's blue, the shoes are red... Unfocused and discordant, zero stars.
Ryan Michelle Bathe and Sterling K. Brown
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: (L-R) Ryan Michelle Bathe and Sterling K. Brown attend the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
She joins the show this season but it's unclear how big the role will be, although I believe I know WHAT it is. I don't want to spoil it in case any of you want to pick up a silly bingeable show. He looks delightful, and while I don't love black shoes with this, I dig that she's wearing a wristwatch. You don't see that often.
Julianne Nicholson
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Julianne Nicholson attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
This looks like the outfit equivalent of waking up and realizing you cut your bangs AND plucked your eyebrows the night before after too much Champagne.
Sarah Shahi
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Sarah Shahi attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
HOIK IT, GIRL. Unless those actually are bugs, in which case, keep them as far away from you as possible.
Nicole Brydon Bloom
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Nicole Brydon Bloom attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
I like this! And it's sitting in the right spot! NO HOIK NEEDED.
Aliyah Mastin
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Aliyah Mastin attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
That's lovely on her, and I THINK it's in the right place? Maybe a demi-hoik?
Krys Marshall
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Krys Marshall attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
She seems like the most delightful person, and if those aren't two giant snack bags on her hips, then I don't want to know it.
Thomas Doherty
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Thomas Doherty attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
I still have unpleasant Gossip Girl 2.0 flashbacks when I see him, so hopefully this will break me of that.
Jeremiah Brown and Andreina Santos
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: (L-R) Jeremiah Brown and Andreina Santos attend the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
These two were on Love Island USA, and I don't THINK they're a couple -- they did hook up on the show and maybe after?!? -- but they might be fine with people making that assumption. He looks handsome as hell, and she is absolutely hiding her physical light underneath that bulky trench and truly terrible shorts.
Kim Fields
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Kim Fields attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Tootie, we see you, you can't hide here. Tell us more about your coat.
Jon Beavers
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Jon Beavers attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
He is not in season two, or not meaningfully anyway, and that makes me sad. I will miss you, Fresh Beat Band.
Nadine Bhabha
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Nadine Bhabha attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Those shorts look like she borrowed a dude's boxers because her pants ripped.
Mackenzie Hancsicsak
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: Mackenzie Hancsicsak attends the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Aw, she played Youngest Kate on This Is Us, and would never have had scenes with SKB but she's clearly still in touch with him and I find that delightful.
Logan Shroyer, Nicole Zyana
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 18: (L-R) Logan Shroyer and Nicole Zyana attend the premiere of Hulu's "Paradise" Season 2 at Paramount Theatre on February 18, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
And HE was Young Kevin, who ALSO wouldn't have had scenes with SKB but ALSO apparently is in touch with him. I've decided SKB is as good as I want him to be.
