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# Paralympically Played (And Also Pretty Irritated): Kate and Wills
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- Published: 2012-08-30T16:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-30T03:29:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
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## 2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony

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WILLS: You KNOW who would be here if he weren't currently locked in The Tower.

KATE: He's supposed to be coming out to some Paralympics events later in the week.

WILLS: Uh HUH. WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT. HE BETTER HAVE PANTS ON.

KATE: Wills, I am SURE Harry --

WILLS: ARE YOU??

KATE: Honestly, who the hell knows?

PRINCESS ANNE: I've been wearing these glasses for [OVER A MONTH. I THINK THEY MIGHT BE STUCK TO MY FACE.](https://gofugyourself.com/olympically-played-a-whole-bunch-of-royal-folk-07-2012/olympics-opening-day-archery?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## 2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony

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WILLS: At least I look nice in my suit. AT LEAST I AM WEARING A SUIT. AT LEAST I'M WEARING SOMETHING.

KATE: Oh, calm down. This isn't even the worst thing he's ever done.

WILLS: THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING SORT OF BLAND?

KATE:...okay, fine. I am a little bummed he's not here. The three of us had so much FUN at the Olympics and NOW he's not even here for the Paralympics and the Paralympics are awesome.

## 2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony

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WILLS: I might just be cranky at him THE WHOLE TIME.

KATE: Oh, Wills. Just kick him in the shins when we get home and get on with it.

WILLS: You're right.

[Paralympically Played (And Also Pretty Irritated): Kate and Wills"THE OLYMPICS WERE GOING SO WELL BEFORE THAT DIPSHIT WENT AND TOOK HIS KIT OFF," Wills is saying. I mean, I assume.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150945626.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paralympically-played-and-also-pretty-irritated-kate-and-wills-08-2012/)