2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony
WILLS: You KNOW who would be here if he weren't currently locked in The Tower.
KATE: He's supposed to be coming out to some Paralympics events later in the week.
WILLS: Uh HUH. WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT. HE BETTER HAVE PANTS ON.
KATE: Wills, I am SURE Harry --
WILLS: ARE YOU??
KATE: Honestly, who the hell knows?
PRINCESS ANNE: I've been wearing these glasses for OVER A MONTH. I THINK THEY MIGHT BE STUCK TO MY FACE.
2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony
WILLS: At least I look nice in my suit. AT LEAST I AM WEARING A SUIT. AT LEAST I'M WEARING SOMETHING.
KATE: Oh, calm down. This isn't even the worst thing he's ever done.
WILLS: THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING SORT OF BLAND?
KATE:...okay, fine. I am a little bummed he's not here. The three of us had so much FUN at the Olympics and NOW he's not even here for the Paralympics and the Paralympics are awesome.
2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony
WILLS: I might just be cranky at him THE WHOLE TIME.
KATE: Oh, Wills. Just kick him in the shins when we get home and get on with it.
WILLS: You're right.