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# Paralympically Played, Wills and Kate (With a Bonus Appearance From the Queen)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paralympically-played/
- Published: 2012-08-31T15:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-30T21:46:50.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## 2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150940473.jpg)

Somehow I didn't see this picture yesterday. She looks like the Queen. Prince Edward over there looks like, "FINALLY I GET A MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT NOW THAT HARRY HAS WHIFFED IT ALL. ME ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME FINALLY ME ME ME."

## Wills and Kate

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150996926.jpg)

WILLS: I miss Harry.

KATE: I know.

WILLS: Do I look like a doofus with my shirt tucked in?

KATE: I don't know if I'd use the word "doofus."

WILLS: Harry would.

KATE: He'd also make fun of our matching shoes.

WILLS: OUR MATCHING SHOES ARE ADORABLE, KATE.

KATE: I know, honey. We all miss him.

## 2012 London Paralympics - Day 1 - Goalball

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150996069.jpg)

WILLS: I am never going to be not crabby about this whole thing. But what did I EXPECT? He had been SO GOOD. He didn't even get me a stripper for the bachelor party. I should have KNOWN it was all going to blow. WHY DID I LET HIM GO ANYWHERE WITH LOCHTE? WHY KATE. WHY.

KATE: Seriously. It's really not that big of a deal. He just took his pants off! Who cares?

WILLS: IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE AND NOW I AM CRABBY.

KATE: I know what will make you feel better.

## 2012 London Paralympics - Day 1 - Cycling - Track

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150995396.jpg)

WILLS AND KATE: WHEEEEE!

## London Paralympic Games - Day 1

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150997099.jpg)

WILLS: You're right. Everything is going to be fine. The Wave cured me.

KATE:[It always does.](https://gofugyourself.com/olympically-well-played-royals-08-2012/olympics-day-6-cycling-track-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

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