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2012 London Paralympics - Opening Ceremony

Somehow I didn't see this picture yesterday. She looks like the Queen. Prince Edward over there looks like, "FINALLY I GET A MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT NOW THAT HARRY HAS WHIFFED IT ALL. ME ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME FINALLY ME ME ME."

Wills and Kate

WILLS: I miss Harry.

KATE: I know.

WILLS: Do I look like a doofus with my shirt tucked in?

KATE: I don't know if I'd use the word "doofus."

WILLS: Harry would.

KATE: He'd also make fun of our matching shoes.

WILLS: OUR MATCHING SHOES ARE ADORABLE, KATE.

KATE: I know, honey. We all miss him.

2012 London Paralympics - Day 1 - Goalball

WILLS: I am never going to be not crabby about this whole thing. But what did I EXPECT? He had been SO GOOD. He didn't even get me a stripper for the bachelor party. I should have KNOWN it was all going to blow. WHY DID I LET HIM GO ANYWHERE WITH LOCHTE? WHY KATE. WHY.

KATE: Seriously. It's really not that big of a deal. He just took his pants off! Who cares?

WILLS: IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE AND NOW I AM CRABBY.

KATE: I know what will make you feel better.

2012 London Paralympics - Day 1 - Cycling - Track

WILLS AND KATE: WHEEEEE!

London Paralympic Games - Day 1

WILLS: You're right. Everything is going to be fine. The Wave cured me.

KATE:It always does.

Paralympically Played, Wills and Kate (With a Bonus Appearance From the Queen)
Seriously, they SWEAR Harry gets taken out of his shackles on Monday. Until then.... [Photos: Getty]

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