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Jessica Chastain and Michael Shannon
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Chastain's hair looks great, and I love his suit, but I feel like his sneakers and her beige lining combine to give me geriatric.
Viola Davis
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Viola Davis
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Viola Davis, meanwhile, looks ready to give her speech accepting our nomination for president and I'm into it.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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Michelle Pfeiffer
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Michelle Pfeiffer is basically always gorgeous but here she appears to be wracked with regret. Perhaps she is missing her Cool Rider.
Gillian Anderson
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Gillian Anderson
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Gillian Anderson has been looking downright kooky lately, and this is NOT the development I ever expected from her. But she also seems very happy, so god bless!
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Naomie Harris and Bill Nighy
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Chiwetel Ejiofor, Naomie Harris and Bill Nighy
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Bill looks very handsome, Naomie is somehow working that wacky cut-out, and I am concerned that Chiwetel's "shirt' is actually a napkin from dinner that he stuck in there in a rush.
Melanie Lynskey
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Melanie Lynskey
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
I will happily join this cult.
Crystal Reed
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Crystal Reed
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Crystal Reed is unfortunately ALREADY in a cult.
Matthew Goode
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Matthew Goode
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
MATTHEW GOODE BREAK!
Kate Mulgrew and Sonequa Martin
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Kate Mulgrew and Sonequa Martin
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Both of them look SO sharp and profesh.
Tyler Posey
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Tyler Posey
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Tyler Posey looks so pleased with his suit!
David Oyelowo
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David Oyelowo
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
This is slick.
Tawny Cypress
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Tawny Cypress
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
I DID not expect to see two pairs of fishnet shoes at one event, but life is endlessly surprising. This dress is pretty rad on her.
Holland Roden, Tyler Hoechlin and Shelley Hennig
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Holland Roden, Tyler Hoechlin and Shelley Hennig
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Holland Roden looks adorable, Tyler Hoechlin ditto. And Shelley Hennig is very sweet to join us back here on earth from her stint on the space station, which is apparently WAY more disco and glam that I imagined.
Natascha McElhone
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Natascha McElhone
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
This is glam and I like Disco Witch for her.
Miranda Cosgrove
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Miranda Cosgrove
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
One cannot complain about this.
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
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Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Sure! Fine! Whatever! (I still never recognize Tim right off the bat without his hat. Will I ever overcome this?)
Kevin Costner
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Kevin Costner
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
I feel like Kev did his hair in the airline bathroom during some very violent turbulence.
Sylvester Stallone
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Sylvester Stallone
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022
Stallone looks like Stallone, which remains comforting.
Pablo Schreiber
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Pablo Schreiber
Paramount+ launch event, London, UK - 20 Jun 2022