Christian Dior, Fall 2016

For when you want your face to framed in fur. (I will note that I think the flats are very cute, and the length of this is very Jennifer Lawrence-apropos.)

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

She could pull this off, right? For a photocall? (WITH the black lipstick, obviously. And the sunglasses.)

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

She will wear this, and it will look half-assed.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

I actually think this would look stuffy and weird on Jennifer Lawrence, but I couldn't resist making one tiny pull for Natalie Portman.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

Back to Lawrence. I also feel like THIS one could work. The issue is that all of the looks that might suit her are more casual. Dior + J Law + formal = BAD IDEA. Still. Now. Always.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

But this might take her in an interestingly grown-up direction?

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

This is very 90s, but in a way that could be successful? Man, it's hard to be a stylist, especially with perimeters as narrow as this one.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

I actually think this could REALLY work. This is the one look I would actually bet money that we will see on Jennifer.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

Although coats are always a safe bet.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

Just kidding. This is obviously ear-marked for Marion.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

This one might honestly, legit, actually work work.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

J Law could pull off a sort of stompy 90s thing, right? Put this with Doc Martens?

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

I actually love this, but not for her. It's very Deconstructed Hitchcock Blonde.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

Someone will surely point out this is better for Emma Watson, right?

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

This will be one of the ones she wears and we all agree she's not carrying it off. (Like, Naomie Harris, though, could potentially make this happen.)

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

I'm going to hate that length on her, just you wait. Just you wait.

Christian Dior, Fall 2016

Whoops, this one's for me.

Paris Fashion Week: Christian Dior, the J Law Edit

Okay, so if you're super into fashion, you've probably sought out and seen the entire new Dior already. If you haven't, though, you can see it here. I thought it might be more fun for Fug Nation to try to figure out what fresh horrors they're going to inflict on Jennifer Lawrence. Spoiler: She's going to look terrible for a great deal of this year. Sorry, J. Law. At least you have the fifty-two million bucks you made last year to ease the pain? It's your stylist I really feel for, because I feel like she looked at this and thought, "OH GOD I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER." [Photos: Getty]