Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
This certainly works for day-to-night. Nothing is as effective as a turtleneck slanket for both work and play, from the boardroom to the bar.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
This feels like a wee ode to the time Karl Lagerfeld did a show in Dallas.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
As does this. I feel like Chloe Grace Moretz would fall prey to this very easily. Speaking of which, did you hear she and Kim Kardashian are in a twitter feud now? The sentence "Chloe Grace Moretz and Kim Kardashian throw down on Twitter" is not one I EVER in a MILLION YEARS thought I would write, and also, I feel a bit like CGM might be bringing a spoon to a gunfight on that one.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Esther really appreciated when the salon at the nursing home added a little glitz.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Well, the silver part of this would make an interesting evening gown, potentially. The bottom half of this would make a nice tablecloth. Minus the word "nice."
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Those pants are gigantic and crazy. I want to warn the poor swans who are swimming straight into the waistband of DOOM.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
I wonder if we'll see that top turned into something full-length. Because SURELY no one -- not even her ardent fans; not even Gwynnie or Liv Tyler -- will deign to put on those bottoms.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
This one HAS to turn up somewhere. SURELY.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
There is so much happening here, and hardly any of it is good.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
She fixes the mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch, I'm pretty sure.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
It's nice to see that there is a place for transparency where I never, ever imagined there would be. And that place is: shoulder windows on jackets.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
HOLY HOUSECOAT BATMAN.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Wait, help me. is that a skirt, or pants? Because it looks like both. And if it's pants, then the distance from waistband to crotch is a marathon. It may actually be 26.2 miles.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Static accidents do happen.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
UNINTENTIONAL DOWNTON SPOILER AHEAD, IN CASE YOU'RE SAVING THE FINALE FOR SOME REASON: Lady Edith will be SO excited to wear this for Bertie on Wedding Night #2.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
YOU GUYS. That cheap-ass puffy coat I bought at Fashion Week when it plunged below zero IS TOTALLY ON POINT NOW. I am such a visionary, y'all.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Oyyy. She looks like she's wearing a coat hanger around her neck. One of those ones that goes over the door.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Stella apparently was into day-to-night because she doesn't want to have to change between them. Too busy. But... you cannot put this on and NOT have to change. Because you will need to take it off immediately. Because unless you are about to climb into your bed in an ice hotel, it is a pile of woe.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Is this something of a Givenchy rip off? Also how is THIS day to night? If you can wear this to your office, then you are working in the wrong place.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Swant to go churn some butter?
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
Her trach hole is extremely artistic.
Stella McCartney Fall 2016 at Paris Fashion Week
If these shoes catch on the way her white-soled ones did... I will write a letter to those white-soled ones asking them to come back to me.