Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton

These tops always have a warrior princess feel to them. Honestly, this almost works, except that I never like the pants being pegged so hard to the ankle. If they were just flowy, then maybe?

Phoebe Dynevor in LV

If you think belting bare skin is irritatingly silly, well, get ready, because we've got two more coming. And the culottes.... honestly, Phoebe is VERY brand loyal and may always get the worst end of the stick in return. I hope she walks.

Renate Reinsve

The last time she wore LV, I said it reminded me of a cross between Amanda Woodward and Rey from Star Wars, and this is basically Rey meets Carrie Bradshaw. Sex and the Star System.

Gemma Chan in LV

This looks like she is being restrained by a serpent.

Jennifer Connelly

This is a clown show. So much interesting material and work, and yet again, for what?! It's combined into a complete jumble.

Kaitlyn Dever

That top is very neat, though. We've got a few people in these half-dickey half-poncho situations here, and her outfit is doing a good job letting that be the One Thing that dominates. And her belt seems to be actually belting, unlike...

Jurnee Smollett in LV

Imagine if THIS had been Top Gun: Maverick.

Samara Weaving

Why are you belting thisssssssss.

Lea Seydoux

This is comparative sanity?

Ruth Negga

She also fared well. These tops are all interesting from a construction and fabric stand point, and she was smart to keep the rest basic, if also very rain proof. The shoes seem a bit clompy.

Eileen Gu

I can't tell if she's posing, or holding that thing in place.

Maude Apatow

Because things can never be simple, this skirt has leapt up to bite her in the nipple.

Leslie Mann

I cannot go to a place where we're blousing our pants out of our boots. No. We are not ancient aviators. Well, YOU might be; I don't know your life.

Deepika Padukone

As is this, I guess? It's sort of lumpy, but as sins go, that's minor. It looks a bit like the surface of the moon.

Alicia Vikander

Yep, gotta belt that ribcage! You know, just use it as underwire. A twofer!

Kelsey Asbille

I hope she doesn't have to use any public restrooms, because that skirt is gonna draaaaag.

Milly Alcock

Milly is giving this some nice personality. It's almost verbatim from "a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/louis-vuitton-fw-2022/infoimaxtree-com-25184">this runway look, and as you have seen, it can be hard to wear this stuff when it's styled exactly the way it is on the catwalk. But she's holding her own.

Sophie Turner

"Sophie, Shaq cancelled. Can you fill in?"

Haim

Look! A full complement of Haims! It's been a minute. Alana (right) looks like she's wearing someone's football pads on the outside, and Danielle and Este are wearing more from the Jakku collection. It's a mess! I hope their trip was comped!

Nathalie Emmanuel

A big "Hmm" all around. (The boots are fun?)

Ana de Armas

"Hi everyone! I obviously hard-passed on all of that shit, have a nice day!"

Emma Chamberlain in LV

She ALSO got off light.

Janet Jackson in LV

Those shoes looks so HEAVY. What if she needs to dance?!?

Jaden Smith in LV

And then this... scarf-belt... happened.

Halsey in Chanel

... huh.

Jenna Coleman in Chanel

This at least reads more like Chanel. I applaud Jenna for picking something very safe, as Chanel can be treacherous waters.

Kristen Stewart

I think Kristen is also doing her best to be like, "What is the least bad thing they have?" She had to do a whole video for Vogue about what she's excited to wear from the collection, and I will say she is a great ambassador for Chanel because she actually gave an earnest answer after a moment of, I think, possibly not knowing what to say. (Although her answer was "the bloomers," so watch out.)

Diane Kruger

Chanel boxers? Mmm-kay.

Naomi Campbell

Like Ana de Armas before her, this says, to me, "Pass."

Louis Vuitton and Chanel Closed Paris Fashion Week With Their Regular Stars

That being K.Stew for Chanel, and... everyone for LV.