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Kylie Minogue
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
We'll start with Kylie, who I think needs way more dramatic makeup with this dressy ensemble. She's got Easter Brunch Face with Night at the Opera clothes.
Diane Kruger
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Diane Kruger
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
I accidentally lied when I said all the recognizable people avoided the worst of it. Not only is that bland coat frayed but she is wearing a disco fishnet under it. And the ankle socks! DIANE.
Dianna Agron
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Dianna Agron
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
"Hello! I am not here for nonsense!"
Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz-Beckham
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Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
Sure!
Jessica Alba
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Jessica Alba
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
Her re-emergence is interesting to me -- she's mostly avoided this stuff for a while.
Jasmin Savoy Brown
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Jasmin Savoy
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
Miu Miu is all over the place, truly.
Ziwe
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Ziwe
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
Well, you know I hate the shoes unreservedly -- all the ones like this -- but that bra is also... it might be worse than the giant pockets, honestly. If not, it's close.
Quintessa Swindell
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Quintessa Swindell
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
At least THAT bra has bit of zip to it.
Camila Coelho
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Camila Coelho
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
But just... no. Remember that scene in Spaceballs where President Scroob gets beamed into the next room and his head is on backward so his butt appears in front of him? That's what this evokes to me.
Carla Ginola
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Carla Ginola
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
What a potent cocktail of several things in this post that I loathe!
Lena Mahfouf
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Lena Mahfouf aka Lena Situations
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
WHY THOUGH
Jessica Wang
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Jessica Wang
Miu Miu show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
It MIGHT look MARGINALLY better in this denim, but only because it tricks the eye into not seeing the contours as much.
Kiernan Shipka in Nina Ricci
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Kiernan Shipka
Nina Ricci show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 03 Mar 2023
She randomly popped up at Nina Ricci. It's giving me Minnie Mouse, in a way.
HER at Chanel
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H.E.R., Gabriella Sarmiento Wilson
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
If that is Chanel, it's the most interesting Chanel ensemble we've gotten in a while.
Park Seo-joon
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Park Seo-joon
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
"Please -- I know what I'm doing. Just let me make tweed cool."
Whitney Peak
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Whitney Peak
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
That's a good ensemble for her, too. She's been a good ambassador for them.
Penelope Cruz
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Penelope Cruz
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
They're going to shave her skirt later and then use it to make a $1200 My Little Pony that goes in their Advent Calendar.
Nico Parker
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Nico Parker
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
Cute! On balance this is the best-dressed Chanel crew in a while.
FKA Twigs
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FKA Twigs
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
So of course, there's an outlier. (Although I would argue this is the best-dressed SHE has been in a while, so maybe it's a win?)
Zoe Saldana
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Zoe Saldana
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
"GIVE ME THE PLAINEST, LEAST-TWEEDY THING YOU HAVE."
Dianna Agron
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Dianna Agron
Chanel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2023, Paris Fashion Week, France - 07 Mar 2023
That is a cozy coat. AND it covers whatever she's wearing in the event she doesn't like it. Well planned, Dianna.
