Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
These came in basic black and in bootie form, but as much as I steer clear of white shoes usually, I think the delicate black strap carrying over to the heel makes it cool. Even if it does look like the heel itself needs some kind of corrective surgery.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
And this version of them also showed in grey.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Gorgeous. I even love her pedicure color. If I ever do red, it's always venomous red like this. AND LIKE MY SOUL.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN THIS WOMAN'S FEET?
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Didn't we leave these in 1998? FOR A REASON?
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
THAT is a really cool effect, though.
Elie Saab - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
My life needs more of these in it. That shade is fabulous.
Elie Saab - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
At least the yellow makes a nude strap more interesting.
Elie Saab - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Also available in black for when you want maximum drama.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Something a little more Poppins for your pleasure.
John Galliano - Runway -PFW F/W 2013
These are very... 80s art deco interior design.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Oh, but I'll have an order of those.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
With a side order of these just to see if I can make them work.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
But, pass, I think.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
And... well, that is the fanciest broken leg I've ever seen. Got a silver sharpie to sign it with?
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Hooves.
Lanvin- Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I'm not mad at them, but for some reason -- I do not know why -- when I saw them I thought, "Lohan," and now I have the willies.
Lanvin- Runway - PFW F/W 2013
These look like a great aunt of the Ruby Slippers.
Lanvin- Runway - PFW F/W 2013
The cut of the shoe looks a bit more graceful in this non-color, which is saved by metallic straps.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
The T-strap spat is really distracting to me, like someone put dress shoes on over tennis socks.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
It's no less weird in grey.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Nor blue.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
And now it just looks like spats. Or foot penguins.
Saint Laurent - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
So full of teen angst.
Saint Laurent - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Where do boots stop and pants start? The eternal question.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Victorian clown ladies.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Quoth the raven, "WTF?"
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
These are so pleasantly nutballs.
Vivienne Westwood - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This reminds me of one time in college where I didn't realize a sock was balled up and stuck in my pant leg until the middle of my Civil War class.
Stella McCartney - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Interesting. I actually sort of like it. It's a combination of a handbag and office supplies.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I like the different-colored handles. Also, for a second I thought that was her middle finger.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Another cool strap. And different shoes, if you're keeping score.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I like all the color mixing.
Elie Saab - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Okay FINE, if you INSIST, I will take one.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
AGAIN, considering that Marc Jacobs' practical strength is always in his accessories -- for his own line -- it's interesting that in this collection of his for LV (also a famed handbagger), they seemed like throwaways, a bit. Maybe that's just because this was the only close-up we had of one.
Lanvin- Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I am pretty sure that beaded bag says HELP on it, which is exactly how I feel about that fabric. That's actually quite funny.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
It doubles as a foot massager.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Yum.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Delish.
Valentino - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
... Snuggly?