> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Paris Fugshion Week: Balmain - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-balmain/ - Published: 2013-09-27T15:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-26T22:09:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181915912_10.xml) And we begin with a very ornate medieval-looking boob prison. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181915927_10.xml) In France, this is what mechanics wear. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919370_10.xml) MORE overalls/coveralls. Is "Balmain" secretly French for "carburetor"? ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919372_10.xml) Leather overalls are JUST what Rihanna needs right now. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919575_10.xml) You guys, seriously, how many Balmain employees had vehicular breakdowns fixed by insufficiently fashionable people?!? ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919398_10.xml) At least this one is a skirt. Does NOBODY remember how annoying it is to navigate overalls in a bathroom? ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919574_10.xml) Hi, J.Lo. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919367_10.xml) Who would do off-the-shoulder like that, do we think? Rooney? ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919389_10.xml) 1986 Mob Wife. En route to jazzercize. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919486_10.xml) It's never good when your Cosby sweater looks like it's caught a disease. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919488_10.xml) It's SPREADING. (Visually, though, this is at least the coolest of this family of looks.) ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919497_10.xml) "Welcome to my pelvis pretzel." ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919498_10.xml) Those pants are so bad. I can't. The whole thing looks like flannel PJs, but the pants are beyond unflattering. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919503_10.xml) Gwynnie! Gwynnie! Gwynnie! ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919507_10.xml) Oh, let's see, who's girlier but still has offbeat taste... Emma Watson? ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181915918_10.xml) This is one of those looks that I enjoy coming down a runway but would never wear it in real life, unless I were a French modelesque woman who ran her own business empire. So, basically, if I were someone else entirely. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919572_10.xml) Houndstooth leggings and a bodysuit are EXACTLY what's missing from my life. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919576_10.xml) Quilted denim? I don't want my jeans to have anything in common with my paper towels. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919650_10.xml) But at least the cut of the other one was okay. It's even worse in dated lemon. Make it stop. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919577_10.xml) Even Karlie Kloss is not selling me that skirt. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919583_10.xml) Announcing *Daenerys Targaryen's Day Off*, a story about a 1980s-era dragon owner who decides to ditch. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919654_10.xml) Stockholm Syndrome: I don't hate this, but only because of everything else. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181919656_10.xml) Okay, we're cooking with a BIT more gas here... ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181924398_10.xml) And, for your pleasure -- or pain -- here are some shoe close-ups. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181924418_10.xml) Also available in black. ## Balmain: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181924423_10.xml) And in Madonna. [Paris Fugshion Week: BalmainWell, Balenciaga wasn't in our sub, but you can read the eloquent Robin Givhan's review of it on The Cut, along with a slideshow. Let us console ourselves with a shot of Balmain, and a fervent prayer that we'll at least get Chanel. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181915912_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-balmain-09-2013/)