Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
"Do you ever feel an itching, burning sensation? Now you can let EVERYONE know without saying a word."
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is crazy and also I like it.
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Please, Jennifer Morrison. Do it for Fug Nation.
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
NEVER MIND DO THIS INSTEAD PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Oh, lord, even Fraulein Maria could do better.
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Sometimes when you square dance, you need to get your spheres out.
Alexis Mabille: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Setting lady mechanics back 50 years.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
For when you're at the awards banquet for the American Society of Gunny Sack Enthusiasts.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
At least the metallic edge keeps it from being TOO precious, but won't all that ruffling do... expansive things to a lady's figure?
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Lord. Blanchett will be salivating. Although actually she's not as much of a leg dame, so they'll either have to button it up, or save it for Beyonce or Katy Perry or some singer who'll wear it to the Grammys.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I could see Bullock rocking that.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Tina Fey. Obviously. It's so her.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That is so yikes. I hope Selena Gomez can't get her hands on Lanvin.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
O SWINTON MY SWINTON.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I want that coat for when I'm a fancy lady spy.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And of course I want that jumpsuit for when I'm going to Studio 54 with Janice Dickinson.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I might like that. Anne Hathaway could wear that color -- she didn't look BAD in the Oscars pink; it was just a terrible dress. This would be its rock-and-roll bad-seed stepsibling.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I also love this coat. The dress, you can keep.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I feel as though her leg is being birthed by an exotic reef creature.
Lanvin : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Solange, STEP AWAY FROM THE GROIN BOW.