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# Paris Fugshion Week: Bits and Bobs, Part 2
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-bits-and-bobs-part-2/
- Published: 2013-10-04T17:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-03T20:53:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This looks like her pelvis is trying to origami itself into a zodiac sign.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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What an interesting shirt.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I mean, if this is the dress form, that WAS a blouse, right? A blouse that just got momentary amnesia about the existence of pants?

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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There is some serious multiple personality disorder happening here, but I don't hate it as much as I should.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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WHAT IS THIS DOING TO HER. Someone owes this model an apology.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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What beautiful algae. ... Actually, that IS quite beautiful. But also potentially infected.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Holy god, these aren't dresses, they're placemats.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Hello, lovely. Let's get dramatic and stick, like, Kristen Wiig in this. Although the lovely Michelle Dockery would also pull it off nicely.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Angelina Jolie, come on down. ... For real, if she ever went anywhere in shorts, I think I would faint from shock.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Everything about this is funny. It's funnier than almost every new show this season. Fox should just put this on the air for half an hour instead of "Dads."

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I would appreciate this if it, you know, closed. Jennifer Morrison will probably love it as-is. I mentioned her in my last slideshow, too, but... I can only ever think of like ten people at a time for these things. It's a fatal flaw.

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Kirsten Dunst? Where ARE you, Kiki?

## Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That's also very pretty, if you turn it into an actual dress from a bathing-suit coverup.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I find the lip shirt insane and charming.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I feel like this is Fergie's post-baby debut.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Let's all try to avoid looking like our genitals have sharp corners.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Total, unadulterated starlet bait.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Well, I LOVE the swingy jacket. But I would probably wear an actual garment under it.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is the uniform at the Tawny Kitaen School for Car-Hood Writhing.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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More starlet bait, for anyone daring enough to wear a massive shoulder scrunchie.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I do love the menswear angles to some of the clothes this season, impractical though they might be for me.

## Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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But this is totally practical and will fit right into my life.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I think of this line, usually, as a visual phone call to Reese Witherspoon.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Right? This is Reese.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is... not Reese, actually. Not even a little. It's actually a combination of static cling and a vigorous shag in a barn.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is a bit Isabel Lucas boho.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Semi-Reese.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Less Reese-y, again, but as we all know these folks need to appeal to the younger, nakeder generation as well.

## Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That sweater DOES seem very The Witherspoons Go To Church.

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