Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This looks like her pelvis is trying to origami itself into a zodiac sign.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
What an interesting shirt.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I mean, if this is the dress form, that WAS a blouse, right? A blouse that just got momentary amnesia about the existence of pants?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
There is some serious multiple personality disorder happening here, but I don't hate it as much as I should.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
WHAT IS THIS DOING TO HER. Someone owes this model an apology.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
What beautiful algae. ... Actually, that IS quite beautiful. But also potentially infected.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Holy god, these aren't dresses, they're placemats.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Hello, lovely. Let's get dramatic and stick, like, Kristen Wiig in this. Although the lovely Michelle Dockery would also pull it off nicely.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Angelina Jolie, come on down. ... For real, if she ever went anywhere in shorts, I think I would faint from shock.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Everything about this is funny. It's funnier than almost every new show this season. Fox should just put this on the air for half an hour instead of "Dads."
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I would appreciate this if it, you know, closed. Jennifer Morrison will probably love it as-is. I mentioned her in my last slideshow, too, but... I can only ever think of like ten people at a time for these things. It's a fatal flaw.
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Kirsten Dunst? Where ARE you, Kiki?
Giambattista Valli: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That's also very pretty, if you turn it into an actual dress from a bathing-suit coverup.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I find the lip shirt insane and charming.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I feel like this is Fergie's post-baby debut.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Let's all try to avoid looking like our genitals have sharp corners.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Total, unadulterated starlet bait.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Well, I LOVE the swingy jacket. But I would probably wear an actual garment under it.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is the uniform at the Tawny Kitaen School for Car-Hood Writhing.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
More starlet bait, for anyone daring enough to wear a massive shoulder scrunchie.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I do love the menswear angles to some of the clothes this season, impractical though they might be for me.
Saint Laurent: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
But this is totally practical and will fit right into my life.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I think of this line, usually, as a visual phone call to Reese Witherspoon.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Right? This is Reese.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is... not Reese, actually. Not even a little. It's actually a combination of static cling and a vigorous shag in a barn.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is a bit Isabel Lucas boho.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Semi-Reese.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Less Reese-y, again, but as we all know these folks need to appeal to the younger, nakeder generation as well.
Nina Ricci : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That sweater DOES seem very The Witherspoons Go To Church.