Tex Saverio : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I'm going to Disneyland soon; this would be perfect.
Tex Saverio : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That is the most beautiful fungus I've ever seen.
Tex Saverio : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is very John Carter to me. Which I saw and WHAT HO it's not even fun bad; it's just sad bad.
Tex Saverio : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Miley is going to get married in this someday. Possibly next week, to someone wholly inappropriate.
Tex Saverio : Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
But that's actually quite striking and cool and Halloween-macabre.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That's a NECKhole, dearest, not an armhole.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
On sale NOW at Culotte Barn.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This show had a very school-uniform theme. Well, this was more like private school crossed with the Girl Scouts, like if your fancy boarding academy gave out merit badges for Classmate Shunning and Locker Defacing and of course Creative Use of Explosive Devices.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
It reminds me of the Gossip Girl finale, and how Blair Waldorf was going to resurrect her mother's brand by making clothes for regular living that looked exactly like uniforms, and how absurd that was. APPARENTLY NOT.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
We've seen dresses over pants, but... dresses over SKIRTS?
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This looks like a messy coat closet, like when you try to pull something off a hanger and you realize whatever was on the adjacent one has wrapped around your desired item and won't let go. This blazer was apparently hungry for its own kind. It is a cannibal.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Your shirt is untucked and I can see skin. Minus twenty points from Ravenclaw.
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
However, YOU are wearing potentially lethal weapons. Fifty points to Ravenclaw, because when you can't keep the Slytherins at bay any other way...
Viktor & Rolf: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Weaponized mini-dresses, too! I like.
Chloe: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This feels like if Allison Williams lost her mind one day and thought she was Jemima Kirke. (Sorry for the "Girls"-speak for those who don't watch the show. Read: If glamourpuss became free-spirit sorceress.)
Chloe: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Didn't all '80s children have a music teacher who wore something like this?
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
So cute! So tiny. And did Claire of Claire's Accessories make the shoes?
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Her feet look a hundred inches long in those things.
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Jessica will be pleased that Madcap Trousers are still hanging in there.
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Somehow this has both an interesting shape, and no shape at all.
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Hate the platform shoes, but the dress is something interesting to behold. Here is my question: Even though John Galliano does not design John Galliano anymore, do we think celebrities will be willing to wear the brand? Because what if the masses don't KNOW that John Galliano doesn't do it anymore and people start to hate on a celeb because they think he/she is a sympathizer to a crazy person?
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I mean, that's great, and I'd love to see it in action, but will that happen? Or is the John Galliano name too risky for a celeb even without the man attached to it?
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I love that, though.
John Galliano: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
It also comes in green, if you were on the fence about how to spend your next $4,000.
Bill Gaytten
This is the man who does it now, and I swear, they hired the man whose plaid shirts and normalcy is the MOST POLAR OPPOSITE EVER of the wackadoodle pirate who was there before him.