Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is at least cheerful.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And it matches ALL of your shoes!
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
To me, this is both insane and kind of great. It's completely silly and I can't wait for someone to wear it. It actually makes total sense that Katy Perry was at this show, because these bright paint-chip frocks might be a smart way for her to take her candy-flavored persona and make it seem marginally more sophisticated.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
The more I see this pattern, the more I actually think it's fabulous. I love that skirt. Someone will wear that skirt. Emma Stone, call someone and get yourself this skirt.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This actually feels like the most wearable iteration.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Right, and then a random dude showed up because Karl. He's carrying paintbrushes IN CASE YOU DON'T GET IT.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
So, it turns out Ricky Martin's Airport Pants are right on trend.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
There was also a giant handful of stuff that felt SUPER Chanel-y, like so. I particularly like the way the traditional pearls have morphed into like one GIANT PEARL and its still-large sidekick.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is like what would happen if you took your Chanel jacket out of the closet and said, "I wish this was actually a hideous, shapeless housedress" and then the genie who lives in your carry-on bag granted that wish.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Jennifer Lawrence, once you shake the shackles of Dior, this is calling your name.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Rihanna, I agree with you that losing the oxford shirt under that sweater actually WILL make this work better on you.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Chandler Bing, your new sweater vests are here!
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That skirt is cute....?
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
You know that if you wear this straight-on, you'll look just like all the little Chanel-wearing old ladies having drinks at the Beverly Wilshire right now, yes? Okay, as long as that's clear.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I wish this ended at the first of the two hems -- the sentences I type sometimes, you guys - because the color is great and a sweater-dress is a classic.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
As far as Karl is concerned, spring is chilly.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This feels VERY Chanel, and for those of us who enjoy that, it is therefore rather a pleasure.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This might have a cape? Regardless, I approve.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And I love a good coatdress. Oh, Chanel, sometimes I do want to hug you.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
SOMEONE is going to wear this to a photocall.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And there are SOME outfits that should NEVER have a crop-top. This being one.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And these shorts are totally ruining a perfectly good thing for me. I think shorts are generally considered cooler and younger than a skirt, but in this case these feel TOTALLY "Are these acceptable for lunch at the club, Muffy?"
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
But I heart this.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And wherever Diane Kruger is right now, this is what she is wearing.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Everybody, take a bow. It's almost over.