> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Paris Fugshion Week: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-chanel-springsummer-2013/ - Published: 2012-10-04T15:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:34.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/153251965.jpg) This purse makes no sense. It's like slinging a hula hoop over your shoulder. Naturally, I am DYING for Jennifer Lopez to carry it around. Or for somebody to convince Kristin Cavallari that it would make a superior diaper bag. She seems suggestible like that. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266370.jpg) LOOK AT THAT HAT. It's both translucent and somehow reflective, like a visor. It IS. It's like a hybrid hat and visor. It's a vat. No. A hysor. Wow, that sounds like a tear in a lady's internal membrane. Regardless, I will be devastated if Jennifer Lopez doesn't wear this ENTIRE ENSEMBLE in the South of France as she's boarding a yacht. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153242513.jpg) Line this sucker, and Emma Stone would totally wear it to a summer movie junket. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266403.jpg) Any of the Emmas would probably wear this -- Stone, Watson, Roberts. It' cute. Karl is apparently really into a blousy sleeve this season. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge11.jpg) Those accessories look a bit like those giant garlands they sell during the holidays at, like, Pottery Barn, or something -- you know, they tell you to stick them around the base of your pillar candle. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266284.jpg) Maybe it's not the sleeve size but the sleeve LENGTH I am finding slightly awkward? Actually, it's probably both. I don't hate it, but I'm just having to get used to whether it's going to flatter anybody or give them linebacker shoulders. This is nice, though -- I love the color. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266104.jpg) I am smelling Alexa Chung. But with flats. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266011.jpg) That skirt is a crotch-seam away from being bloomers. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153269372.jpg) This is as close as we're going to get to knowing whether anyone can pull off a burlap sack. I mean, it's a very COLORFUL burlap sack, and possibly a very comfortable one -- not at all scratchy, no scent of potatoes -- but all that stuff on the shoulders isn't hiding the fact that there isn't much other shape to it. It needs somebody pin-thin. A K.Stew, maybe, except that I feel like K.Stew would never actually put this on. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153251526.jpg) THIS is totally two out of the three Emmas to me -- Roberts and Watson, I think, more than Stone. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge9.jpg) I don't know why, but I get the sense someone will try a full-length version of the one on the left. It's going to be a challenge to pull off that neck choker. Diane Kruger, maybe, for either or both? Pacey would make a fetching feather-wrangler. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266098.jpg) Loudness wise, it's Katy Perry. Coverage wise, it's... not Katy Perry. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge8.jpg) Dare I breathe Boobs Legsly's name? That jacket is actually quite cute. It's sort of... part bowling shirt, part men's pajamas. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266368.jpg) This whole ensemble is cute, if your work wardrobe budget is in the mid-to-high five figures. I REALLY want that coat. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge10.jpg) Something about the proportions on that outfit on the right look like this should be in Gap Kids. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266281.jpg) I'm feeling Alexa Chung again. Or Serena Van Der Woodsen. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge6.jpg) I figured out what this silhouette reminds me of -- when Marty McFly's sleeves self-blow-dry in *Back To The Future II*. These don't need dryers, though, as they appear to be quilted quicker picker-uppers. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266006.jpg) The bottom of this dress is pouting in a geometrically similar way to the model's lips. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153269370.jpg) Here's the reason I keep saying the words "Alexa Chung": Because stuff like this requires someone who is pin-pin-pin-thin -- the cut here would add volume to anyone else -- and you also have to be pretty petite for those severe and flattening strapless necklines, or else it will squeeze those suckers like toothpaste from a tube. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge1.jpg) Chung, Chung, Chung. CHUNG-CHUNG. Suddenly we're in an episode of *Law & Order*. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153269369.jpg) This is nice, and also mildly nun-like. It's like trying to solve a problem like Maria by giving her a gentle makeover. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153269365.jpg) Boob flaps are so hot for spring. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266314.jpg) I mean, I guess women who are above an A cup would just... buy a version of this that isn't so cropped. Because seriously, there is no room in the planned contours of this outfit for any mammarial landscaping at all. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266094.jpg) I mean, right? The coat would just sit on them like a placemat. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge7.jpg) I LOVE the dress on the right; I'm terribly distracted by the lines of the dress on the left -- it feels like there is volume in places where it doesn't flatter. One of these is the linebacker execution, and the other is the after photo from when I unfug the linebacker execution. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153251653.jpg) So cute. Also not made for a lady with a chest, but still adorable. Besides, hardly any of these shows include clothes made for a lady with a chest. It's not exactly breaking news. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266020.jpg) That jacket needs to be removed and launched back into 1983 where it belongs. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266278.jpg) Something about this works even with the oddball layering, but I suspect it'll be very cute once it's streamlined for public consumption. Leather sleeves and a shirt over a dress (unless it's ATTACHED to the dress, as part of it?) are a bit like twice-frosting a cake. Which I actually have no problem with when we are talking about ACTUAL cake, and cream-cheese frosting. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266047.jpg) What I'm REALLY dying for is for a celebrity to wear ALL of those accessories at once, like the model is. It veers the whole thing from cute into one of Sandra Lee's tablescapes. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153251465.jpg) When Kiernan Shipka grows up a bit more, something tells me Karl will be all OVER dressing her. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge3.jpg) Pretty flowers. The dresses themselves I am torn about, and curious to see how they might end up slightly changed for the red carpet. Emilia Clarke has been wearing a lot of Chanel, and this feels suitably the opposite of *Game of Thrones*, so maybe she'll take the plunge. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge4.jpg) I mean... it's just a little blah after all the intricacy and the color. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153251463.jpg) This is the requisite outfit for old ladies who like to drop beaucoup bucks on what they wear to church. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/153266272.jpg) I am imagining trying this on, and laughing so hard at the expression that would come over my face when I saw what it did to my hips. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge5.jpg) Frankly, I am not even seeing anything here except those middle pants. Those frighten me. They are for alien crotch terrorists. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge2.jpg) Zzz, I think. ## Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring / Summer 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/chanelmerge12.jpg) I just wanted you to see these again. They're like giant reverse records. Or artsy nipples. I am DESPERATE to see one in action, and I wish I had any reason or budget to go to Royal Ascot this year because I would acquire one and then wear the hell out of it. Come on, Middleton. Do it for me. [Paris Fugshion Week: Chanel Spring/Summer 2013It's very vexing to me that, of all the shows in Milan and Paris, Chanel and Gucci were the only ones in our image subscriptions. So much for that grand plan. But, at least we get to ogle one that brought a wacky handbag and some see-through hats, right? So let's ogle what Karl sent down the runway, put on our turbans, and divine which celebs might wear it all. Be forewarned: I'm going to use Blake Lively's name a lot. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/153251965.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-chanel-springsummer-2013-10-2012/)