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# Paris Fugshion Week: Chanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-chanel/
- Published: 2013-03-06T20:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I think those are actually leather leg tubes with chains and then a shoe. No, really.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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See? I also think I spy a zipper on the tubes. I guess you could call them legwarmers, but they feel more like leg tunnels.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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This coat is going to be so embarrassed that we can see its underwear.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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Sparkly and fierce. Did he just now buy *Black Swan* on Blu-Ray?

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for a crotch frame.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for a pleated see-through drop-waisted coat-wrap nightmare of fashion origami.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long to jam toasted marshmallows up my forearms.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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What climate is this outfit FOR, exactly?

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for Justin Bieber to wear this.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long to strap my hair to my neck with a dog collar.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for that skirt, a little.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I might also long for this dress.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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AND I might long for that coat. Am I just bored?

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for a body that doesn't mind being chopped into threes, like a tub of Neapolitan ice cream.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for a spirograph.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long to understand what is happening on this pattern.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long to know why this outfit is so frumpy, and whether the model was as confused about where to go next as the stance implies.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long to make my neck look like a display rack for friendship bracelets.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for somebody to wear these jeans in the wild.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for a life that demands candy-pink tweed.

## Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013

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I long for someone to skate a short program in this.

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