Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I think those are actually leather leg tubes with chains and then a shoe. No, really.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
See? I also think I spy a zipper on the tubes. I guess you could call them legwarmers, but they feel more like leg tunnels.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This coat is going to be so embarrassed that we can see its underwear.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Sparkly and fierce. Did he just now buy Black Swan on Blu-Ray?
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for a crotch frame.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for a pleated see-through drop-waisted coat-wrap nightmare of fashion origami.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long to jam toasted marshmallows up my forearms.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
What climate is this outfit FOR, exactly?
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for Justin Bieber to wear this.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long to strap my hair to my neck with a dog collar.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for that skirt, a little.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I might also long for this dress.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
AND I might long for that coat. Am I just bored?
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for a body that doesn't mind being chopped into threes, like a tub of Neapolitan ice cream.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for a spirograph.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long to understand what is happening on this pattern.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long to know why this outfit is so frumpy, and whether the model was as confused about where to go next as the stance implies.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long to make my neck look like a display rack for friendship bracelets.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for somebody to wear these jeans in the wild.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for a life that demands candy-pink tweed.
Chanel - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I long for someone to skate a short program in this.