Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Might as well slap that on Marion Cotillard and call it a day. I'm pretty much going to suggest her for everything, obviously. Even the stuff that looks like a doll wearing a little girl's massive scrunchie.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I feel like the top and the bottom should line up better, somehow. Also, this dress seems to be sticking out its woolen tongue. Maybe it can lick itself clean.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This feels more businessy than Jennifer Lawrence traditionally is. Maybe Natalie Portman?
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This is good, though. Anything houndstooth and strapless, I'm just assuming they'll send to Cotillard and she'll pick a few and sprinkle them liberally over the next four months.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This is interesting, too. Portman again. Apparently in my brain only three people ever wear Dior.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Well, Charlize does, too, but I can't see her in any of what we've seen so far.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I HOPE they won't make Jennifer Lawrence wear a thigh tube made out of a baby's blanket.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Diane Kruger would TOTALLY wear something that looked like she stood still for three days while a grandmother knitted around her.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Is the skirt crying? Hey, so am I.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Sweet lovely coat, you WILL be mine. ... Sadly, that is the idlest of threats.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Any of the Dior regulars would probably wear a version of this - hopefully one that does not include what's happening on her legs.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Ooh, but I really like this version. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure we'll find something snarky to say about the lopsided top when it shows up on somebody's body, but... right now, I'm kind of digging it, frankly.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Too short for Portman. I'm going with Lawrence. Although Theron is not afraid of her legs, either. But she tends not to go with patterns lately. If they evened it out, I could see Michelle Williams taking a stab at it. She's growing out her hair; I feel like some new silhouettes might come with that.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
... that's not for real, right?
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
A strapless black leather dress is about as simple as it gets. This will make the rounds.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Someday I feel like this will be the shape they make Duchess Kate wear 75 percent of the time.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I guess? It's not offensive, exactly, but I'm a little sleepy.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I like how this looks like it has a Girl Scouts sash built right in.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Would that look good on ANYONE who isn't Charlize's stature?
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I hope Jennifer Lawrence stays away from this, or else everyone will ask if her skirt got caught in her panties in the lav.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Again. There ALWAYS seems to be one dress that involves undergarments.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Or in this case, two. It looks like the inside of someone's purse when they're in the middle of cleaning it out. There's something sparse yet messy about it. I don't like it, but we can call it a victory if we put it on Justin Bieber.
Christian Dior - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This thing reminds me of the BEST bad old Lifetime movie, starring Jennifer Grey and her old nose as an overlooked meek person with a talent for designing shoes, and Rob Lowe as the flagrantly gay fashion designer - until they decide he needs to be straight so that he can fall in love with Jennifer Grey after her fairy godmother makes her a SUPERSTAR. It's called If The Shoe Fits, and the shoes in question are SO AWFUL. It's amazing. I keep looking for it so I can fug its fromage. I am on a HUNT.