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Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I hope you like this fabric, because you're going to see so very much of it in the next few slides.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

What did I tell you?

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This might be my favorite iteration. Let's give it to Connie Britton, for the Emmys.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This all feels a little BARE to me. It's really short AND really low cut. Maybe Blake Lively's Boobs Legsly alter-ego will make a triumphant return.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I assume this will make an appearance on Reign this season.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I assume SOMEONE will try to blind me with this eventually.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

If only there Maleficent had a lingerie line.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I don't even understand what is happening with these pants, and therefore I just want someone to wear this to be amusing. Lena Dunham, you're up!

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

But this is fantastic. Maybe Jessica Chastain is still in the market for some fancy frocks -- she does have a variety of movies coming out soon.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

Something about this lace just reminds me that I've got a moth infestation that I really need to see about fixing.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

Let's give this to someone who can really sell it. Oooh, what about Iman?

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This feels nice and safe for someone. I'm assigning it to Michelle Dockery -- why not? Brunettes look good in orange, and she might want a palate cleanser.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This is like a delicious cocktail of a dress.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I feel like we've seen this before, right?

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

As Jane Fonda whips out her credit card....

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This is a dress that I actually think will be PRETTIER on the red carpet, in the sun, than it is here. I give it to YOU, Rachel McAdams, in the hopes that you make a movie/land a TV show.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This, I adore. I am giving it to Angelina Jolie. She loves anything caftan-y, and the color is delightful.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

Meh. I'm over this hemline thing. That said: Kruger?

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

This one would suit Saab-devotee Eva Green, methinks.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

And SOMEONE will certainly wear this. I'm calling it for Halle Berry. (I think she could rock it, actually.)

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I think that's a formal romper. Taylor Swift, please come collect your sparkly formal romper.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I decided I want Rihanna to pop out in this. (A) I actually think she could work it and (B) TOTALLY UNEXPECTED.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

I seriously think Beyonce has literally already worn this.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

My prediction is that Nikki Reed is going to overdress for something in this.

Elie Saab: Womenswear RTW Spring/Summer 2015

Heidi Klum, your look awaits.

Paris Fugshion Week: Elie Saab Spring/Summer 2015
There's literally no doubt that we're going to see at least one of these, if not more, on the red carpet eventually. Let's play Fantasy Stylist. [Photos: Getty]

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