Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This pattern is like a mash-up of the Red Light District and a Bond theme.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wore a hoodie dress to a party? Yeah.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
What an interesting dress, made tiresome by proof of panties.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Although this Illusion of Panties might be even worse. This is a lingerie drawer crossed with Venetian blinds.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
You know Karlie Kloss is good when she can model through all of this.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Every time there are crazy pants, I hope Kristen Stewart will attempt them. That girl somehow has a knack for trousers, which is weird considering what a minidress person she has always been.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Dress, meet noose.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Broken-down fembot is SO hot for fall.
Jean Paul Gaultier - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I mean, I like the colors? Otherwise this whole thing just feels like an audition for Lady Gaga's re-emergence.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
If and when that skirt makes its way into the world, the chosen starlet will totally change the top, is my prediction.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Is it weird that I don't hate the gilded fence shirt?
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This feels nautical to me, although whether that's because it would look good on a Capri-based yacht or because it might be made of actual sails, I can't tell.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
The reason I keep thinking Rooney Mara for so much stuff is because a lot of the models -- like this one -- are styled super severely, a la her Lisbeth Salander era. That's actually a nice dress, though. Tough color to pull off, but I'd like to see a redhead try.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
The silhouette of that coat is impractical, sure, but also fascinating.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I'll say it: I enjoy this. It seems potentially Dunstian.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Those pants are ruinous, but at least if you spilled something onto them it'd wipe right off. They're like As Seen On TV miracle trou.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For when your office holds Casual Plushie Day.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I'm digging the skirt, and with those shoes.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Time to funk yourself up, Selena Gomez.
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Hmm. Corporate lederhosen?
Chloe - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Highwater flares: A word pairing nature doesn't need outside of some really dramatic movie where a lady keeps hurling herself onto the back of a horse and riding off to rescue/escape someone. Let's put Cate Blanchett in them and watch her gallop away with fabric flying everywhere.