Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I hope whoever buys this refers to it privately as her Guggenheim dress.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I think this IS supposed to be Madonna, and also I sincerely wish that everyone who attended fashion shows was handed a sign that said things like OMG and WTF to hold up at appropriate moments. Sometimes, people would probably be holding up BOTH at the same time.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I am pretty sure I should hate this way more than I actually do.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Um. Is this a jumpsuit with ONE SHORT LEG AND ONE LONG LEG? I BESEECH you, Hollywood, please, one of you wear this.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Sure, for those days when you wake up and want to look like a formal car wash.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
In all sincerity, I really like that cardigan. That's one of the most Me things I've ever said, also. I have a cardigan problem.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Paging Carrie Underwood (if only).
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Paging Helena Bonham Carter. Sincerely.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Paging Angelina Jolie, although without the Salute To Amy Winehouse 'Do.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
J.Lo! J. Lo! J. Lo!
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
The continuity in this show appears to be something that is NOT.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is what happens when Anna Sui finally completely loses the plot and wakes up thinking she might actually be Sienna Miller.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Do those harem pants....go all the way down and over her feet?
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This could work on the right person at the right time, and that right time is probably a remake of Cher's "Turn Back Time" video.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I don't even know what's happening here. Are those jean shorts under a tulle overlay? THAT READS LIKE A MAD LIB.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
No.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Madonna is wearing these knee pads right now, with her dressing gown, while she eats a piece of toast and looks out at her garden.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This seems comparatively reasonable? I mean, for something involving harem pants.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I don't actually recall the 90s being THIS fun. Maybe if "Buffalo Stance" came on the radio.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Well, if you're going to wear those pants, they OUGHT to be gold and that is NOT sarcasm. It really isn't. Go full-harem, ladies, if you're going harem at all.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And that jacket is probably legit actually really good. Katy Perry will probably wear this entire look.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Suddenly, we're in a REALLY weird remake of Grease.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And then Karlie Kloss did some vogueing, which seems like a good addition to pretty much anything -- a fashion show, a subway ride, Thanksgiving.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I actually think Coco Rocha here might actually be doing "You're The One That I Want," which is delightful. Like, literally, that might be what's happening.
Jean Paul Gaultier: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And then the designer himself came out and danced. So much dancing! Maybe it's Paris.