Kim Kardashian in Balmain
Sometimes she just really juices my mind-grapes. All I want to say right now is, "Everything about this is dumb and I hate it." So there you go.
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West
"EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS DUMB AND I HATE IT. EVEN I AM SICK OF SEEING MY OWN WIFE SO NAKED. SHE SHOULD BE LIKE A RICH-ASS SUBURB AND KEEP THINGS TIGHTLY GATED. WHY'S SHE GOTTA MAKE THINGS SO DAMN COMPLICATED? MY REPUTATION'S DECIMATED, DESECRATED, DESSICATED, DEVASTATED. ... JUST KIDDING, I'M STILL SO CELEBRATED I'M ALL BUT CONSECRATED. I JUST WISH THE LADY FOR WHOM I'D WAITED WOULD JUST PLEASE STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
Kim Kardashian, Kanye West
"MY FAVORITE SNACK IS PIRATE BOOTY, SO... LOOK AT HER. YOU DO THE MATH."
Kim Kardashian (in Balmain), Kanye West
"THESE ARE ALL THE HAIR EXTENSIONS WE WERE GONNA SEND BACK BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T BLEACH RIGHT. I AM NOT A WASTEFUL MAN. I HAD A PLAN. I MADE A DEMAND. THE EARTH IS GRAND. AND WE'RE RECYCLING, UNDERSTAND? SEE YOU AT THE RODEO.