Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
The set design here is incredible. Say what you will about Marc -- I usually say that he's nuts but his handbags need to get in my closet --- the man can set a freaking scene.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I mean, this is DRAMATIC. In an awesome way.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I am wearing this right now. Awkward.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
SOMEONE is going to wear that jacket, for sure, and I pray to the sweet baby Marc that someone also wears that headdress. I further pray that it's someone unexpected. Come on, Octavia Spencer. You KNOW you're tempted.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That jacket is likewise quite beautiful. In my life where I'm super, super rich and way fabulous, I am wearing that with my jeans, like, to the farmer's market. What else does one wear to pick out rutabagas, after all?
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Lady Mary's finally totally lost it, you guys. I guess we all knew this day would come.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Kristen Stewart, I hope you have a movie coming out this year, because look! It's your photocall dress!
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I enjoy that the mode here appears to be thinking, "I seriously hope these pants stay up. Please stay up, pants."
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Her abs are imprisoned...in a CAGE OF CHICNESS.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is going to be beautiful on someone, perhaps someone slouchy and French. I mean, right?
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This dress -- although perhaps its layered OVER pants? It's hard to tell when everything is so dark -- is so delicate.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I will NOT, however, co-sign the return of the wallet-chain.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Um. No.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Are those feathered epaulets?
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I guess it's all about feathers here in this section. A girl DOES need a jacket to match her headpiece, I suppose.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I suspect that this one will be tweaked for a celeb, and it will be gorgeous.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That sound you just heard was Lady Gaga dropping everything.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Your move, SWINTON.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
You're up to bat, Marion.
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Julie Bowen, your next Emmys look is HERE! (Not really. Actually, though, if you want to, who are we to stop you?)
Louis Vuitton: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
A detail of a pair of pants, the larger version of which we didn't have in our photo subscription. But do you REALLY need to see anything beyond this? The workmanship is beautiful and the concept is cray. Just the way we like it.