Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Marc took his bows at Fashion Week in jammies, too. Or, you know, fancy jammie-esque outfits. I guess it's better than wearing mesh nightgowns.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Before I remembered that Marc was designing for LV, I looked at these and thought they felt very much like a Marc Jacobs show. This feels very inspired by... I don't know. A Gatsby sleepover.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I feel like I'm watching a very sad musical starring Amanda Peet, all about how Mary Poppins got drafted into indentured mystical servitude.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Seriously, something about all this screams Great Depression Dumpster Diving somehow.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
This woman ganked a blazer from a garbage bin outside the home of Daddy Warbucks' cousin -- so, Cousiny Warbucks -- who was 300 lbs and liked to eat his weight in Baked Alaska.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Imagine "We'd like to thank you, Herbert Hoover," but sung like Marilyn's "Happy Birthday, Mr. President." You know -- "I'm up to heeeeeere [naughty pointing] with admiration [giggle]."
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
That seems to be a coat...? Or just a super dramatic dressing gown and the world's largest powder puff.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
The dress underneath is almost nondescript. It's all about the ombre fur-lined coats, I guess. Typical Marc -- high on theater, if low on practical yays.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Why is everything dreeeeeeary. Fashion shouldn't make me sad.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
To be uttered in Movie Preview Voice: "This summer... plaid... HAS TAKEN A SEQUIN BATH." *record scratch* *cue Nelly's "It's Getting Hot In Here*
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
That's a nice pattern. I hope a dress builds itself around it.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I am a tiny bit afraid of this person.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I like the sweater? I can't judge the pants right now because I'm too concerned the model is wearing them with shower shoes.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
What they wear to work at Lanz of Salzburg.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Oh my God, and this is the woman who shoplifts from the Lanz of Salzburg corporate store.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
If Ryan Reynolds would ever let the Boobs Lively out EVER AGAIN, she'd run to this so fast.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For when Alexa Chung throws a formal sleepover.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For when Bebe Neuwirth goes to a dance class.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For when the mistress tries to smuggle herself out of the house in one of the wife's minks.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For Trouserless Thursdays.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For never.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I mean, clearly, we're just going to have to wait until he remakes this as an actual thing. Nobody is wearing this, but somebody might have him take that top and design for real this time.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Hello, O Soothing Coat.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Beautiful top. Beautiful-to-behold bottom. Allergy meltdown.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
I really feel like he's hoping Carey Mulligan will wear this to the Gatsby premiere. If that movie is ever released at all.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Carey Mulligan actually MIGHT consider wearing that, though.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
So dramatic. It's like fur slippers without the foot sweat.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
For never.
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
That is fine, but someone pointed this out in the Valentino comments, and it's true: These gowns could do with a different take on the ____-on-nude scheme. Nude backing is SO OVER. Can't someone try a brighter thing?
Louis Vuitton - Runway - PFW F/W 2013
Sigh. For real, call me back when you've got something ACTUAL.