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# Paris Fugshion Week: Stella McCartney
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/paris-fugshion-week-stella-mccartney/
- Published: 2013-10-01T15:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-01T22:54:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
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## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is typically flattering and well thought-out.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This photo has the strange effect of making Joan Smalls' right leg look like it's attached in the wrong place. The dress itself? Refried transparency.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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... refried again and again...

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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... and again, and again. I fear this lineup is going to be the new version of that gangrene dress everyone inexplicably wore.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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*How To Widen Hips And Distort Crotches*, by Stella McCartney. Coming soon to a bookseller near you.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Don't you sense a certain LOOK in the eye of the model on the right? A sense of desperation? A silent "I know, I can't believe this either" kind of wail?

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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And here's another pantsuit Stella can wear without hemming it first.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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And MORE. These aren't awful but there's something very Stella's Footsoldiers about it.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This reminds me of *13 Going on 30*, and that scene they used on all the posters where J.Gar is desperate to get out of the house so she throws a coat on over her silky nightie. Except that coat was actually cute.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I couldn't hate those shoes more. She looks like she's on her way to take a shower in the dorm.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is a perfectly adequate shirt-dress and then THOSE SHOES AGAIN.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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At least this time we can't SEE the shoes. We will also surely see this on Rihanna, right? Although I feel like we already DID see it on Rihanna.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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It's fine. Next.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I don't hate it, and then the skirt happens and I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HAVE A NEW IDEA.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I'm a bit depressed by this. And her bangs are giving me the finger.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Whatever, ti's fine, someone's stylist will fix whatever is wonky about it and then I AM GOING TO PUT THOSE SHOES IN THE OVEN ON 450 AND COOK UNTIL DEAD.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Cute coat?

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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All right, I don't hate that. Maybe Stella should ONLY make things that are kin to jackets and blazers.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I take that back.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Of all her hideous jumpsuits and coveralls and whatnot, I hate this... less.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Ehhhhh. Nice bra straps. But I guess at least everything in this is supported.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Potentially okay if it were fitted.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Everything just feels overly big, but not in that "hip and well-tailored volume" kind of way; rather, in a dowdy one.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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More peekaboo thigh. This sounds like an iPhone app. Peekaboo Thigh. They DO have Peekaboo Barn and the like...

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This at least feels marginally crisper, but only marginally.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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AND MORE, this time with more unflattering volume to go with it. Because it's best to pile on the fug.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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If ANYONE wears this, it's Gwyneth, who is the only person in the world who can wear white and not ruin it with stains (or so it feels like). But I bet, at most, we'll see the coat.

## Stella McCartney: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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What a gorgeous deep red that's being ill-used here. Sigh.

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