Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
She is wearing high fashion buttocks on her head. Among other things.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Just a quiet Sunday in the suburbs.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I really want to see that skirt on somebody. I have no idea what the rest of the outfit is -- we didn't have a shot of it -- but I LOVE the way that sucker moves.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Wash her face and peel off the tulle, and there is a conversation to be had. I don't know what ABOUT, exactly, but... there's something cool about it even though it also looks like moldy mustard.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Sometimes I think Vivienne Westwood designs are Betsey Johnson on meth.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Those socks are money. ZING. Let's put David Beckham in them, just for kicks. KICKS. GET IT. HE PLAYS SOCCER. Sigh.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Miley must be so tempted.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
All I know is, I REALLY want to see this production of "Annie."
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
You are never fully dressed without a smile, kid.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Although YOU are not fully dressed at all, regardless.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Let's just say the coup at MIss Hannigan's orphanage was not bloodless.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I like that pattern as a blazer. It's very Ringmaster.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I don't want anyone to wear this without the cape, because NEVER PASS UP A CAPE, even if it's a terrible idea. I do feel like SOMEONE will attempt this, though, because they will be wrongly told that all that excessive seaming will be slimming, and that will turn out not to be true.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This looks like toddler couture. In the sense that a toddler would freaking LOVE IT.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Oh, let's see. Do we think Rita Ora would ever? Jessie J? Christina Hendricks? Just kidding. I HOPE.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Hendricks is way more likely to wear this.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Or this. CAN YOU IMAGINE. I want to imagine. I want to LIVE IT. I want to feel all of the feelings that would result from Christina Hendricks wearing this.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is going to be a mega-expensive Whole Foods errand.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Surely this will turn up somewhere too.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is so boring it's almost like pandering -- like she panicked.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That's more like it. Pants that are an ACTUAL potato sack.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Star Trek on safari.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Hunger Games: Catching Hallucinogens.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Nice hedge.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Well... I like the belt.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This must be a delight to watch in person. That's both wrong and right.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Oh, God. Hendricks, who loves Vivienne Westwood, ALSO loves Stuff On Her Chest. This can only end well if she also likes Shrubberies On Her Face.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Did Stella McCartney sneak in here?!?
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
... pass.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is amazing. I am going to go out and register for a 10K and run it in this.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Some individually pretty pieces that are crazy together.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Helena Bonham Carter, shepherd of kooks.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And this is The Riddler, in business-casual, trying to wear her much-heavier-grandfather's pants.
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
"Don't say it. I KNOW."
Vivienne Westwood: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Kristen Stewart, I BESEECH THEE.