LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Heidi Klum attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Wake up, babe, a new Klum horror show has dropped!!! And it's freakier than any of her Halloween costumes. I don't even WANT to understand it.
Tiffany Haddish
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Tiffany Haddish attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Meanwhile she's in a whole fur coat?!? And is that a satin romper, or a dress that's trying to trick me?
Lizzo
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Lizzo attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
And LIZZO decided to come out of hiding for this? (I don't really think she's in hiding; we just haven't seen her in a while.)
Paris Hilton and Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: (L-R) Paris Hilton and Demi Lovato attend the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Oh yeah, Paris Hilton was also present, in some sort of delusional princess getup. I'm not sure why Demi came to this. Are they friends? Was she bored?
Awkwafina
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Awkwafina attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
In this context, that looks like the shirt she brings to art class, to put on over her actual clothes.
Sia
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Sia attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
She's the art teacher. She LOVES a kiln.
Tallulah Willis
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Tallulah Willis attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Sandy from Grease has opened up a shop AND a dance studio in Naples, Florida.
Giada De Laurentiis
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Giada De Laurentiis attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Why the heck does Giada care about any of this? Maybe her rose-colored glasses are doing a lot of work here.
Sofia Vergara
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Sofía Vergara attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
This is standard Sofia, but subdued.
Brooks Nader
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Brooks Nader attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
I think she might be overestimating how easily people can recognize her, because I had NO clue who this was until I read her name. And even then, I only know her as an unpleasant-to-watch Dancing With The Stars contestant. Now I guess she's Fool In Old Bootaloons.
Mr. Fantasy
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Mr. Fantasy attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
We discussed him in the Thanksgiving parade post, and how he might be an alter-ego for Riverdale's KJ Apa. I am ENDLESSLY DELIGHTED that I am too old to give a shit about this. I hope he's having fun. He looks sort of like Noel Fielding on peyote.
with Jeremy Scott
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: (L-R) Mr. Fantasy and Jeremy Scott attend the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
I was JUST wondering to myself what Jeremy is up to and why he's been so absent. And here he is. Did I manifest him? Is it my fault he's wearing a Barbie Canadian Tuxedo while Mr Fantasy shoves a lollipop in his face?
Charo
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 20: Charo attends the World Premiere of "Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir" at AMC The Grove 14 on January 20, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
This post really did have everything, including Charo in a campy Prom tux.
