Paris Hilton Continues to Be Outside

Going to Drew Barrymore

Mandatory Credit: Photo by GHOST/Shutterstock (12777487n) Paris Hilton leaving her Soho apartment wearing a hot pink dress, NY, USA - 26 Jan 2022 Paris Hilton leaving her Soho apartment wearing a hot pink dress, New York, USA - 26 Jan 2022

This is probably the best dress of this group. I do need to warn you that I think these shoes are starting to get hard for Paris to walk in, which is the most I've ever related to Paris Hilton.

with Nicky

Mandatory Credit: Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock (12775867i) Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Rothschild Exiting Zero Bond Restaurant on day Nicky Hilton Rothschild Announces pregnancy Noho, NY Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Exiting Zero Bond Restaurant, Noho, NY

See? That is the stride of a woman whose shoes are killing her. (Nicky's coat is great.)

off to Jimmy Fallon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (12774700b) Paris Hilton seen at The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in New York City on January 24, 2022. Credit: RW/MediaPunch Paris Hilton At The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, NY, USA - 24 Jan 2022

Paris is really starting to look like her mother, which perhaps I'm only saying because I feel like Kathy wore this on an episode of Real Housewives. On which she is fascinatingly weird.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (12774549l) Paris Hilton Paris Hilton seen in a sparkly fluorescent dress, late night shopping in Soho, NYC - 24 Jan 2022

Informative Caption here claims that Paris is "late night shopping" in SoHo. Is this a thing? How late is late? This sounds exhausting if you haven't had a martini beforehand. Regardless: Having looked at all of these, I feel like the time has come for Paris to consider freshening up her look. Nothing she wears is objectively BAD exactly, but the long curled extensions and beige shoes (and tiny dog in a sweater) feel fairly 2009. (No disrespect to the dog, who NEEDS a sweater, it's cold!) Her brand is visually super girly, but there has to be a way to do that in a way that feels slightly refreshed?