Kylie in Schiaparelli

This is very Jessica Rabbit on Kylie, and she clearly wasn't too sure about it, because every photo has her clutching it to her chest as if afraid that side wasn't properly secured. Kylie honestly seems to me like she is a deer in the headlights much of the time, and only about 60 percent successful at hiding it. It's something in her eyes. It's easy to forget Kylie is only 25, because she's been famous since she was a kid. I can't ever tell if the path that was chosen for her makes her happy. I hope it does, but I always feel like she got dragged along it so fast and so young that she never really had her own agency, and now it's too late.

Kylie in Acne Studios

This feels a bit more assertive, but also kind of costumey and maybe a little mature? There's nothing easygoing about any of her clothes, to me. Of all the Jenndashian kids, she projects the least ability to be relaxed.

These sunglasses make her look like a chic insect. As an actual sun-blocking tool, they cannot be that effective, as they don't seem that fussed about covering the insides of her eyes here.

Kylie in Balmain

Here, she is dressed as something a bored crafter would make while stuck aboard a pirate ship.

Kiernan Shipka

Dear Roger Vivier: You are a shoe line. If you provide people with a bunch of black shoes, do not have a black carpet, or else most of what we see are floating buckles.

Coco Rocha

Coco is THE most reliable guest. She will show up, she will WEAR THE THINGS, and she will make it fun.

Halle Bailey

This is a cute suit, but all I'm seeing is the OFF WHITE branded bra, and not the shoes.

Ashley Park

Those shoes are wild, and she MIGHT be wearing a camo dickey, but at least we can see what the designer is promoting.

Camille Razat

She remains a delight on the red carpet. I don't often like her outfits, necessarily, but she -- like Coco -- seems to find a lot of joy in getting to be there.

WORK IT, Camille.

Emilia Jones

I finally saw Coda, and she's lovely in it. I don't love the fake whale-tail look of the skirt, but the outfit as a whole mostly works.

Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz Beckham in Balmain

And here are these two, spending his parents' social currency.

Dove Cameron

Ooh, this is fun and a little witchy.

Halle Bailey in Off White

Spoiler: This season of Off White is all about the navel. I wish she were not part of that particular world, but what can you do. Ariel's gonna Ariel.

Shalom Harlow in Saint Laurent

A couple pictures from this show came in late, so here is Shalom looking like a boss.

Natalia Dyer in Saint Laurent

I truly hate these tights for her. (Or anyone.)

Zoe Kravitz

This is as lowkey as she gets. It's nice on her, but also a surprise. Normally I would have figured she'd go sheer...

Charlotte Gainsbourg

... but no, Charlotte did it instead. I don't find her as interesting as the world seems to? This outfit isn't helping.

Neymar in Balmain

Neymar is the one in the jazzy jacket. It works on him.

Shalom Harlow in Saint Laurent

OH, SHALOM, not you too.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

Oh, girl.

Hunter Schafer in Prada

We also got a bunch of late Prada pics, so back to Milan we go for a moment. This is such a funny outfit because presumably the stuff they are more excited about is hidden underneath a run-of-the-mill trench? Maybe SHE is not so excited about whatever it is.

Sheila Atim in Prada

Prada making formal sportswear is a surprise to me.

Diana Silvers

This is lovely in its simplicity.

Storm Reid

This is also neat. Remember what a downer this runway show was? I am glad I'm not wildly bummed out by these outfits, too.

Katherine Langford

Okay, I might not love this one. Honestly, one of the things I didn't like about her style for a long time was the Prada/Miu Miu of it all; it was a bad partnership for her, and what's worked is breaking her away from it.

Michaela Coel

This is good. I can't decide if I'd have mixed the black and brown leathers, though. What about sparkly white boots?

Lorde

It ALWAYS takes me a minute to get used to her with straight blond hair and not piles of lovely dark curls. I saw this shot on Karla Welch's instagram and absolutely would NEVER have pegged it as Lorde without the caption. I had been thinking maybe it was Hunter Schafer.

Lashana Lynch

This is... okay? The belted jacket, and so high up on her body, gives this a weirdly bulky feel.

Letitia Wright

Blah white satin zzzz.

A Jenndashian Has Entered the Building(s) in Paris

Kylie is at fashion week... but so, I promise, are other people.