Heidi Klum

This is kind of good on her, even though it's also basically like wearing a very long and winding scarf.

This is SO much more dramatic and sculptural than the Elton John Oscar Viewing Party demands. I honestly would have swapped where she deployed each outfit. I think she is the only one in this slideshow who got it backwards.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez in Iris Van Herpen

Are her hands available?!? This is neat, but she also looks like she might be in costume as an exotic crustacean.

See? Michaela gets it -- she wore these in the correct order for sure, even if this one is arguably does not need to be in her lineup.

Jason Ritter, Melanie Lynskey

Forever babes. If they ever posed with Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons, my heart would explode.

Did this perhaps need to be... a teeny bit SHORTER?

Zooey Deschanel

Oooh, this is neat.

I like that she chose outfits that seem to be in conversation with each other, but not identical. It's like a progression from evening into night.

Ellie Goulding

That is threatening to reveal more than I initially realized. It's quite beautiful, though.

This outfit says, "I'm not staying!"

Elizabeth Hurley

From this angle she almost looks like a Liz Hurley impersonator. Anyway, this is very standard stuff for her...

... and so is this! She's consistent. Like Kate Winslet. You almost always know what you're gonna get.

Julia Fox

"Okay, but who is MALEFICENT's mother? Did you ever think about THAT?"

Don't Worry, Heidi Klum Absolutely Did Come to the Parties

Is it Oscar night without her party-hopping?