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Skatetown U.S.A. - 1979

Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Columbia/Kobal/Shutterstock (5864144a) Mark Hamill, Patrick Swayze Skatetown U.S.A. - 1979 Director: William A. Levey Columbia USA Scene Still

I didn't know how I didn't know that Patrick Swayze's first movie was a roller disco themed film, but it was. The photo here incorrectly says he is with Mark Hamill -- I cannot find any record of Luke Skywalker being in this movie -- but I'm sure he appreciates being associated with Greg Bradford's shoulders. Has anyone seen Skatetown USA?

Skatetown U.S.A. - 1979

Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Columbia/Kobal/Shutterstock (5864144b) Mark Hamill, Patrick Swayze Skatetown U.S.A. - 1979 Director: William A. Levey Columbia USA Scene Still

BUT SERIOUSLY I might need to see it now.

Patrick and Lisa Niemi

American actor Patrick Swayze holds hands and skates with his wife, dancer and actress Lisa Niemi (born Lisa Haapaniemi) at the premiere party for the movie 'Skatetown USA' at Flippers roller rink, Los Angeles, California, October 1979. (Photo by Frank Edwards/Fotos International/Getty Images)

The premiere was at a roller rink, and if you ask me, not enough movie premieres are held in places where dudes skate around shirtless in vests with their beloveds, with a faint air of danger (I would not have gone two feet without breaking all my bones). He and Lisa Niemi, by the way, were together all the way to the end. But I just read that they met when she was 14 (she was his mother's dance student) and he was 18? I hope... they did not date for a long time???!?

Maureen McCormick, Greg Bradford, Katherine Kelly Lang, Patrick Swayze and April Allen

LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER: Left to Right Maureen McCormick, Greg Bradford, Katherine Kelly Lang, Patrick Swayze and April Allen at the premiere party for the movie 'Skatetown USA' at Flippers roller rink, in October 1979 in Los Angeles California. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archive/Getty Images)

Yes, that IS Marcia Brady (next to Greg "Not Mark Hamill" Bradford), and yes, that IS a very young Katherine Kelly Lang, aka B&B's Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Jones Forrester Forrester Forrester Marrone Forrester Forrester Forrester Spencer Forrester.

The Outsiders - 1982

Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Warner Bros/Kobal/Shutterstock (5883475g) Emilio Estevez, Patrick Swayze, Ralph Macchio, Matt Dillon, C. Thomas Howell, Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise The Outsiders - 1982 Director: Francis Ford Coppola Warner Bros USA Lobby Card/Poster Drama Outsiders

Many a crush was born from this movie.

On the Set of The Outsiders

Patrick Swayze on the set of "The Outsiders". (Photo by Nancy Moran/Sygma via Getty Images)

It has been a really long time since I watched this movie, and apparently I forgot that Swayze rides a horse in it while sweaty?!?

Patrick Swayze Portrait Session, 1982

LOS ANGELES - JULY 27: Actor and dancer Patrick Swayze poses for a portrait on July 27, 1982 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archive/Getty Images)

I call this, "Patrick Swayze As The One Nice Jock on the Basketball Team Who Respects Women and Actually Wants to Learn From His Tutor Because Secretly He Wants To Go to College For Book-Learning."

Patrick Swayze Portrait Session

LOS ANGELES - JULY 27: Actor and dancer Patrick Swayze poses for a portrait on July 27, 1982 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archive/Getty Images)

And this is, "Patrick Swayze Is Dating Your Older Sister But Whenever He Comes Over To Pick Her Up, He's Super Nice To You And Sits Down and Talks Even Though She Thinks You're Lame."

Patrick Swayze Portrait Session

LOS ANGELES - JULY 27: Actor and dancer Patrick Swayze poses for a portrait on July 27, 1982 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archive/Getty Images)

And this is, "Patrick Swayze Is On The Cover of a Teen Romance Novel About a Girl Who Goes to Her Summer Cabin, and Falls For the Boy Next Door Who Chops Wood; It's Called Splintered Heart."

Red Dawn - 1984

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I have also never seen Red Dawn, somehow, so I didn't know all these people were in it.

Youngblood, 1985: Cynthia Gibb, Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze

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If you thought, "Wow, that is some real hockey hair on both those heartthrobs," you are correct. This was a hockey movie, and the IMDb synopsis is truly terrible: "A 17 year old farm boy is offered an ice hockey tryout. His brother drives him to Canada. He has fast legs, slow fists, but is chosen. Will he learn to use his fists and play ice hockey the Canuck way? Will he get the coach's cute daughter?"

North and South - 1985 - with Lesley Anne Down

Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Moviestore/Shutterstock (3072011e) Patrick Swayze, Lesley-Anne Down North and South - 1985

I only watched bits and pieces of the original North and South, but I remember what a HUGE deal it was when it came out. The appetite for Civil War border-crossing romances is understandably not the same now.

1986, with Brooke Shields

NEW YORK CITY - MAY 13: Actor Patrick Swayze and actress Brooke Shields attend the Party to Celebrate the Summer 1986 Issue of In Fashion Magazine on May 13, 1986 at Cafe Seiyoken in New York City. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

"Hello, yes, we're both extremely attractive, no further questions at this time."

Dirty Dancing

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She carried a watermelon! I truly love this movie, still. I saw it in the era it came out, so I can't ever really watch it objectively. It spoke to me so much -- the whole idea of the ordinary girl coming into her own, and truly being seen by the object of her affections, who also really admired her brain and her spirit and not just her abs. Plus at that age I always wished I had a secret amazing talent that I could use to shock and awe people. Being able to get up and casually drop a dance bomb on someone would have delighted me.

Film and Television

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THE LIFT.

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Once again, we must remember how fantastic this soundtrack is. "I Had The Time Of My Life" is just... the best. It's the perfect note on which to end the movie, even if it's anachronistic. I don't care. Nobody puts Jennifer Warnes and Bill Medley in the corner. And when Johnny calls her "Frances" at the end and not "Baby," ugh, I love this movie. Also, Neil suggesting the Pechanga for the final dance lives rent-free in my head.

Dirty Dancing - 1987

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This is such a gentle tagline compared to the title. I would love to have been in those marketing meetings. "The movie is sexy, but how do we get the parents to let their kids go see it?"

Dirty Dancing - 1987

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This is clearly the UK poster, judging by the big old 15 rating. "Dancing to the beat of their hearts" is just so clumsy.

Film and Television

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This is for Road House, and i have never seen THAT either (I know, I know), so I had no idea that floppy-haired Sam Elliot was so dreamy?

1989

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5136037c) Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi Allan Carr 1989 Oscars Party 03/29/89 - Beverly Hills, CA. Patrick Swayze and wife Lisa Niemi . Allan Carr hosts Oscar party for 61st Annual Academy Awards. Photo®Berliner Studio/BEImages

An elegant Oscar photo.

Ghost

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And then pottery class attendance went WAY up worldwide.

Ghost - 1990

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I need to watch this movie again. Also, I read that tagline and thought, "SPOILER," but of course it's not. It's called GHOST. WE KNOW HE DIES, HEATHER.

1990

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Keith Butler/Shutterstock (178030a) PATRICK SWAYZE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PARTY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 1990

This was after he hosted SNL. The sun-kissed long blond hair was such a swerve for him, for me, but of course it was in aid if...

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This is another one I need to revisit, for the surf hair alone.

Point Break - 1991

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He looks kind of like Westley/Cary Elwes in this photo.

1990, with Tom Selleck

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - DECEMBER 9: Actor Patrick Swayze and actor Tom Selleck attend the Hollywood Women's Press Club's 50th Annual Golden Apple Awards on December 9, 1990 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I mostly pulled this because, while I've seen Tom Selleck with a mustache and clean-shaven, I did not remember him ever having a full beard. It's important to mark the hair journeys.

65th Academy Awards 1992

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Globe Photos/Mediapunch/Shutterstock (10192946a) Patrick Swayze with Wife Lisa Niemi 1992 65th Academy Awards 65th Academy Awards 1992

Lisa looks GREAT, if perhaps in need of a hoik. That necklace is amazing.

1993

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10666868jg) Patrick Swayze - World Music Awards 1993 Various - 1993

Patrick Swayze has such an open, friendly smile, considering he is famous for playing brooders.

1994

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10666880lr) Patrick Swayze and wife Lisa - World Music Awards 1994 Various - 1994

I like his snazzy jacket.

Wesley Snipes, John Leguizamo, Patrick Swayze

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I need to rewatch this movie, too. He looks very elegant in that hat.

Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Universal/Amblin/Kobal/Shutterstock (5877117g) John Leguizamo, Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar - 1995 Director: Beeban Kidron Universal/Amblin USA Film Portrait Extravagances

DRINKS WITH BROADS.

1997

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Susan Sterner/AP/Shutterstock (6501033a) SWAYZE Actor Patrick Swayze gives a thumbs up Monday, August 18, 1997 after the unveiling of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in the Hollywood area of Los Angeles. The honor for Swayze coincides with the re-release of his first big hit, " Dirty Dancing", originally released in 1987 PEOPLE SWAYZE, LOS ANGELES, USA

And here he is, getting his star on the Walk of Fame. Spoiler: This will reappear in a poignant way.

2004 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5123262fl) LL Cool J and Patrick Swayze 2004 Vanity Fair Oscar Party LL Cool J and Patrick Swayze arriving to the 2004 Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Mortons in West Hollywood, California on February 29, 2004. West Hollywood, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Guest-starring LL Cool J. I also have no idea what Patrick is wearing. A zip-up shirt with a vest?

2006

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7526056i) Cast Change For 'Guys and Dolls' at the Piccadilly Theatre Denman Street and Afterparty at Floridita Wardour Street Curtain Call with Co-stars Patrick Swayze and Claire Sweeney Cast Change For 'Guys and Dolls' at the Piccadilly Theatre, Denman Street and Afterparty at Floridita, Wardour Street - 07 Aug 2006

He starred in Guys and Dolls on the West End, which I had completely forgotten; I wish I'd gone to see that. There were a bunch of shots of him on stage and backstage, and he seemed really happy. This was the year before his cancer diagnosis.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (714728al) Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino celebrating the Grand Opening, Las Vegas, America - 17 Nov 2007

And this is one of the last times he was seen out and about, after two years of treatments and rumors of the cancer spreading.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (1005238g) Patrick Swayze's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Tributes to Patrick Swayze at his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame following his death, Los Angeles, America - 16 Sep 2009

He passed away in September 2009.

Patrick Swayze

The American actor, singer and dancer Patrick Swayze poses for some portraits in the 1980s. (Photo by Helmut Reiss/United Archives via Getty Images)

Cheers right back atcha, Patrick. Happy St. You Day.

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