Salma Blair in Schiaparelli

I both love this, and wonder what happened to her tank top that required a giant leather patch and a stapler.  

January Jones

She looks like the hostess of a Tex-Mex restaurant at a huge resort hotel somewhere that doesn't actually really know how to do authentic Tex-Mex. But it's a really TASTY restaurant and the decor is cute and the people are NICE, and whatever is in that purple margarita GETS THE JOB DONE.  

Julie Bowen

That is some seriously intricate beadwork. It also looks like Enya music sounds.  

Rachel Bilson in Brock Collection

That's gonna drop off if she sneezes, and I am fairly sure I've seen those drapes somewhere -- are there any nuns nannying in Buckingham Palace right now?  

Alessandra Ambrosio

Hoik2Hoik.

Eiza Gonzalez

This whole thing is great, if we could just somehow safeguard the cargo up north a BIT more.  

Josh Hartnett

And now a quick word from Josh Hartnett, who would like you to know that he is NOT Jason Ritter, and that he feels ready for a role in Stranger Things 3.

Camilla Luddington

Very pretty.  

Jaime King in Costellanos

This is the beachier version. I love the red belt and purse with it.

Jordana Brewster in Monique Lhuillier

Lovely for ballroom dancing, bedtime, and a rigorous haunting.  

Nicole Richie

Turquoise jewelry with the leopard print is GOOD. That's an aggressive amount of the pattern for me personally, but she's holding her own.

Olivia Culpo in Philosophy

2Necklines2Many

Patterns Were 2 Legit 2 Quit at Baby2Baby

I don't know y'all, sometimes it's hard to headline these things.