Patterns at the 2022 VMAs

Sabrina Carpenter in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEImages/Shutterstock (13273328cg) Sabrina Carpenter MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

This is cute but the styling feels a little on the nose. It's VERY 60s, I'm not sure if they needed to go allllll the way 60s with the hair and makeup too?

Sabrina Carpenter in Moschino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330nv) Sabrina Carpenter MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

Slightly perilous, also.

Dove Cameron in Paco Rabanne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13332207bm) Dove Cameron arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J 2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022

Dove feels like she's going through a mild goth period, as is foretold for at least 45% of the world's youth. This has a slight Wednesday Addams Get Into Patterns vibe. (Although I don't dislike this, and I also like her new song.)

Dove Cameron in Paco Rabanne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330lt) Dove Cameron MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

Those nails!

Dylan O’Brien in Bode

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - AUGUST 28: Dylan O'Brien attends the 2022 MTV VMAs at Prudential Center on August 28, 2022 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for MTV/Paramount Global)

I need someone to run over to Dylan and rearrange his jacket so that it sits properly. Would this be better with a white shirt?

Remi Wolf in Lirika Matoshi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13332195mp) Remi Wolf arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J 2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022

Her Insta said, "Candyland for the VMAs forever," and I can't really top that. She looks really cute.

That Girl Lay Lay/Alaya High in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13332207ao) That Girl Lay Lay arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J 2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022

Head to toe Dior at 15 is a flex! She looks cute and this is very spunky and fun for Dior.

Khalid in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330am) Khalid MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

No notes here!

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong

I mean, I'm also not gonna give notes to Cheech and Chong!!!!

Rachel Smith in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (13332233i) Rachel Smith MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

SOMEONE wore this recently, and I cannot remember whom. Regardless, this feels a little figure-skater?

Nev Schulman, Laura Perlongo

Those trousers must be a real sweat factory!

Chloe Flower in Celine

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Angelillo/UPI/Shutterstock (13332234i) Chloe Flower arrives on the red carpet at the 2022 MTV Video Music Awards "VMA's" at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ on Sunday, August 28th, 2022. Mtv Vma's 2022, Newark, New Jersey, United States - 28 Aug 2022

She's a classical pianist and this is SO cute and fun on her. (We've seen this on Keri Russell previously. I think Chloe maybe wore it better!)

Samy Hawk

Shhhhhh, but for this event? I think this is pretty cool.

Red Hot Chili Peppers

This seems about right. Also this is my time to note that I HATE Anthony Kiedis's facial hair right now. That soul patch is like a little Hitler mustache that went wandering and I just want to run up to him and wax it off!