Paul Mescal, Kendall Jenner, and Doja Cat Cover Harper's Bazaar September "Icons" Issue

Kendall Jenner

Embarrassing, I'm ALSO wearing my bejeweled undercrackers over my tights today. In her Substack, Kim France recently said that it's very easy to go down the rabbit hole when picking a cover photo and you end up with WEIRD CHOICES and I think this happened here. Her FACE looks good but this is...not something I would pick up to buy. What is she even physically doing? It's ridiculous.

Doja Cat

And this is....sort of boring? Even though Doja Cat suddenly has no arms? She's SUCH a personality, it's sort of a bummer that this is...kinda glum? And...inspires....so many ellipsis from me?

Paul Mescal

This might be the objectively best cover to me, although he also looks like he's starring in a Les Mis-inspired fashion short sponsored by Burberry.