Ice Spice in D&G

She is Annie and Miss Hannigan all rolled into one.

Coi Leray

This photo that shows all the photographers is sort of interesting. The outfit is objectively a sparkly bandage but she's having fun with it, and she looks cute.

Halle Bailey

This feels like a faintly aquatic throwback to her Little Mermaid role. (For which she was nominated, although I still think of her primarily as a musician. She lost to Margot Robbie.)

Billie Eilish

Billie won for her cameo on "Swarm." Which, sure! As her outfits go, this works pretty well. She looks like the girl on your debate team who will annihilate all the opponents who assume she's too cool to be good at it.

Kylie Minogue

I love Kylie, and that's definitely a former tarp.

Kane Brown

I thought that was a shirt. It's not. It's his tattoo. I guess... if you spent the time and money, let it fly.

Lainey Wilson

Lainey took home Country Artist of the Year, in a catsuit that's deeply underwhelming when you consider how great she looked for the entire Grammys weekend. This is some serious Shein fromage. It will fall apart in one wash.

Natasha Bedingfield

For a very weird second I thought this was Patricia Arquette. I don't know what Natasha was doing here, other than perhaps feeling the rain on her skin because no one else can feel it for her and only she can let it in. But the jumpsuit is surprisingly okay..

Montana Tucker

Informative Caption called her a singer, and while that might technically be accurate, she might primarily be a TikToker? I tend to ignore them so I feel hoodwinked. The gown is... fine? Mediocre. Not as bad as it could be, but not anything I will remember tomorrow.

Lenny Kravitz

This is hilarious to me. It almost looks like he's wearing a fake plastic chest.

Which Musicians Did The People Choose This Year?

Spoiler: Not a TON of the ones herein.