> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Penelope Cruz: A Fugtrospective - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/penelope-cruz-a-fugtrospective/ - Published: 2020-04-29T16:45:37.000Z - Updated: 2020-04-29T23:02:21.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2000-shutterstock_editorial_5141260b-1587496326-1588117894.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5141260b) Penelope Cruz Awards Room at the 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards January 23, 2000 Beverly Hills, CA Penelope Cruz Deadline Room at the 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Photo®Berliner Studio/BEImages This is so... tousled. She does look like a runaway bride. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_6472617a-1588116617.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kim D Johnson/AP/Shutterstock (6472617a) CRUZ Actress and presenter Penelope Cruz arrives at the 73rd annual Academy Awards, in Los Angeles OSCARS, LOS ANGELES, USA This is very beautiful, but this photo only makes me think her neck needs some jewels. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_334499af-1588116416.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (334499af) PENELOPE CRUZ THE VANITY FAIR PARTY AFTER THE 73rd ACADEMY AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA, 25 MAR 2001 This is also lovely. It has an aura of paisley. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_373028b-1588116433.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Miquel Benitez/Shutterstock (373028b) PENELOPE CRUZ PENELOPE CRUZ RECORDING ADVERT FOR FREIXENET CAVA, LICEU THEATRE, BARCELONA, SPAIN - NOV 2001 This is her heavy neckwear phase. Fortunately it lasts two slides. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7541049ad-1588116625.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7541049ad) European Gala Premiere of Vanilla Sky at Empire Leicester Square Tom Cruise with His Partner & Co-star Penelope Cruz European Gala Premiere of Vanilla Sky at Empire Leicester Square "Ha ha, a low-flow showerhead, very good! Also true. I will fix it as soon as I get this turtleneck off." ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_341125c-1588116425.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (341125c) Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz "CAPTAIN CORELLI'S MANDOLIN" FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 13 AUG 2001 "I shaved it while he slept." ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_373760a-1588116439.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (373760a) Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz " VANILLA SKY " FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, AMERICA - 10 DEC 2001 "I took care of the hair. You cannot expect me to handle the jeans. Not yet." ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_392218bh-1588116448.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rodriguez/BEI/Shutterstock (392218bh) Penelope Cruz LAUNCH PARTY FOR THE AMERICAN BRANCH OF THE SABERA FOUNDATION, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 10 OCT 2002 "My grandmother LOVED this curtain." ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_517858b-1588116527.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (517858b) PENELOPE CRUZ PENELOPE CRUZ AT THE LAUNCH PARTY IN HER HONOUR FOR THE NEW RALPH LAUREN FRAGRANCE CALLED ' GLAMOUROUS' IN MADRID, SPAIN - 2002 This is Ralph Lauren, and it's so close to being a good enough version of this idea. It's like he was workshopping it. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_416503e-1588116456.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (416503e) PENELOPE CRUZ PENELOPE CRUZ LAUNCHING 'GLAMOUROUS DAYLIGHT' PERFUME BY RALPH LAUREN, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 MAY 2003 The fun thing is, if you stick an instrument in her navel, it plays the Cantina Band song. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_417057a-1588116464.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (417057a) PENELOPE CRUZ AND VINCENT PEREZ THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 14 MAY 2003 This is very Sexy Victorian Widow. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_425050b-1588116472.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (425050b) Penelope Cruz at after party 'DON'T TEMPT ME' FILM PREMIERE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 19 AUG 2003 Between turtlenecks and giant necklaces, does Penelope dislike her nape? ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_425051c-1588116480.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (425051c) PENELOPE CRUZ 'DON'T TEMPT ME' FILM PREMIERE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 19 AUG 2003 Oh, god, and now a harness. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_436468be-1588116487.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (436468be) Penelope Cruz 'GOTHIKA' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 13 NOV 2003 November 13, 2003 - Westwood, CA. Penelope Cruz (cast) . Warner Bros. Pictures presents the world premiere of GOTHIKA at the Mann Village Theatre. Photo by: Eric Charbonneau®Berliner Studio/BEImages \*\*\* Penelope is wearing Valentino.\*\*\* Judging by the belts, she must not want to take off that coat anytime soon. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_438023l-1588116496.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Patrick Rideaux/Shutterstock (438023l) Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz 'THE LAST SAMURAI' FILM PREMIERE, CALIFORNIA, AMERICA - 01 DEC 2003 It was the horniest funeral anyone had ever been to. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_440471h-1588116503.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stuart Atkins/Shutterstock (440471h) Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz 'THE LAST SAMURAI' FILM PREMIERE, LONDON, BRITAIN - 06 JAN 2004 "And while my lady tumbles out of her gown, I will wear ALL the FABRIC in the WORLD. IN THE WOOOOOORLD." ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_506601g-1588116512.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (506601g) PENELOPE CRUZ THE EUROPEAN FILM AWARDS, BARCELONA, SPAIN - 11 DEC 2004 Don't worry, Penelope, in the future you get better at this color. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_514495bu-1588116520.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (514495bu) Penelope Cruz THE 77TH ACADEMY AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 27 FEB 2005 This color... never really goes well for you, mostly because you stay away from it. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_518583f-1588116536.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Angello Picco/Shutterstock (518583f) Penelope Cruz 'SAHARA' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 04 APR 2005 She looks like she's playing Adam Sandler's midlife crisis in a Spring Break movie. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_523615e-1588116544.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (523615e) Penelope Cruz AMFAR 'CINEMA AGAINST AIDS' GALA, THE 58TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, CANNES, FRANCE - 19 MAY 2005 I think you're supposed to get the dress fitted BEFORE you're in the wedding? ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_523822an-1588116552.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (523822an) Penelope Cruz THE 58TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, CLOSING NIGHT CEREMONY AND 'CHROMOPHOBIA' FILM SCREENING, CANNES, FRANCE - 21 MAY 2005 Penelope Cruz at the photo call for the film 'Chromophobia' at the 2005 Cannes Film Fesitval on May 21, 2005\. Cannes, France Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages Remember when people faked a bob by pinning their hair up underneath? Why did they DO that? It looks so terrible. Just wear a wig, Penelope! Or, wear your hair the way you did later that night... ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_523822e-1588116559.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (523822e) Penelope Cruz THE 58TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, CLOSING NIGHT CEREMONY AND 'CHROMOPHOBIA' FILM SCREENING, CANNES, FRANCE - 21 MAY 2005 ... which is perfect. As is the dress. I LOVE this look. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_568876bo-1588116567.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (568876bo) Penelope Cruz THE 63RD ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 16 JAN 2006 She had been stuck in traffic coming over from the Valley of the Dolls. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_7543721k-1588116634.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7543721k) 2006 Cannes Film Festival Red Carpet For Volver Penelope Cruz Cannes Film Festival 2006 - 19 May 2006 I think this is the only other yellow dress she tried. They're both... fine. This one at least has a bit more workmanship, but neither is my glass of lemonade. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2006-44421_72247228-compressed-1588117915.jpg) I hear her Extra Tasty Crispy is to die for. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_590335aa-1588116576.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Alan/BEI/Shutterstock (590335aa) Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar 'MARIE-ANTOINETTE' FILM PREMIERE, 59TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 24 MAY 2006 May 24, 2006 - Cannes, France Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar 2006 Cannes Film Festival - 'Marie Antoinette' Premiere Photo ® Chris Alan/BEImages \*\*\* Local Caption \*\*\* WHAT was going on with Penelope's hair during this time?!? ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_591003c-1588116583.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Alan/BEI/Shutterstock (591003c) Penelope Cruz with the Palme D'Or for best screenplay award WINNERS AT THE 59TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 28 MAY 2006 Much better. (She won at Cannes for *Volver*.) ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_8033049c-1588116641.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Victor Lerena/EPA/Shutterstock (8033049c) Spanish Director Pedro Almodovar (l) Spanish Actress Penelope Cruz and Us Actor Matthew Mcconaughey (r) Pose As They Arrive For the Press Preview of Their Film 'Volver' at Madrid's Music Palace Thursday 16 March 2006 Spain Madrid Spain 'Volver' Press Preview - Mar 2006 I forgot Penelope and McConaughey dated. He apparently dumped her for Camila Alves. That is as much of bummer as this petticoat dress. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_603794x-1588116592.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Julian Makey/Shutterstock (603794x) Penelope Cruz 'Volver' film premiere after party, London, Britain - 03 Aug 2006 I guess her knees had separation anxiety during this phase? ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_640507fz-1588116600.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stuart Atkins/Shutterstock (640507fz) Penelope Cruz The Orange British Academy Film Awards arrivals at the Royal Opera House, London, Britain - 11 Feb 2007 Stunning. This is one of my favorites. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2007-GettyImages-73006252-1483514548-1588117931.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 15: Actress Penelope Cruz arrives at the 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton on January 15, 2007 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) Glum, but fine. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2007-73611_73417762-640x995-1588117925.jpg) This is one of her most iconic efforts. I believe it's Versace. It's also one of the most eye-catching glam things she had worn up to this point -- I think this vaulted her up a notch, fashion-wise. Having said ALL of that.... over the years I have fallen lightly out of love with it. We're still FRIENDS, of course, and it's one of Donatella's better efforts, but I imagine it in red sometimes. Or green. Or... a color, period. And then I imagine lipstick... it goes on from there. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2007-47421_73424621-compressed-1588117919.jpg) She changed into this, understandably, because that skirt would have gotten demolished. But I don't know why the answer was to change into a slip and belt a disco pillowcase over it. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_732009p-1588116609.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Rooke/Shutterstock (732009p) Penelope Cruz 'Elegy' film premiere, 58th Berlinale Film Festival, Berlin, Germany - 10 Feb 2008 'Elegy' by Lakeshore Entertainment premiere (Feb 10th) at the 58th Berlin Film Festival. The drama is based on a Phillip Roth novel, The Dying Animal, and stars Ben Kingsley as David Kepesh, a cultural critic and lecturer who finds his life - which he describes as a state of "emancipated manhood" - thrown into disarray by one of his well-mannered students, Consuela Castillo (Penélope Cruz). Things take a tragic turn when she awakens a sense of sexual possessiveness in her teacher, who then proceeds to descend into the depths of a deforming jealousy. The film also stars Dennis Hopper and Debbie Harry. This one doesn't sing as much from the front... ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_8193886cx-1588116650.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rainer Jensen/EPA/Shutterstock (8193886cx) Spanish Actress Penelope Cruz Arrives For the Premiere of Her Film 'Elegy' at the 58th Berlin International Film Festival in Berlin 10 February 2008 the Film Runs in Competition For the Silver and Golden Bears at the 58th Berlinale Germany Berlin Germany Berlin Film Festival - Feb 2008 ... but the back is fun, so maybe she should've just turned around all day. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2009-74191_87851184-640x960-1588118026.jpg) "Let us all have a moment of silence for the rhythmic gymnast who gave her ribbon career for this gown." ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2009-79361_spl131735_012-640x1039-1588118032.jpg) I feel like this is the shroud you don't wear outside your house. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2009-81662_93795544-640x1033-1588118039.jpg) Imagine that blush Versace in *this* color. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2009-82132_94485525-640x964-1588118046.jpg) She looks like a very foxy goddess. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2010-83412_95856300-640x956-1588118052.jpg) This was a bummer of a start to this decade. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2010-85521_97517391-640x972-1588118058.jpg) And that's a super red, but her makup is all wrong with it, and it just seems heavy. ## 2011 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelope-cruz-and-javier-bardem-109482764-compressed-1588118072.jpg) She was very recently post-partum at this time, and I thought this gown was a knockout. She was ENJOYING those curves. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2011-113838170-compressed-1588118065.jpg) I like this black gown much better than the one two slides ago. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelopecruz_114237345-640x1152-1588118080.jpg) That liquid-red look is DIVINE. She should wear all the reds, but investigate them on her mouth also. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelopecruz_wenn3337193-compressed-1588118087.jpg) This woman owns the most expensive riding school in the state. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelopecruz_wenn5653786-compressed-1588118096.jpg) For your wedding on your own pool deck. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelopecruz_wenn5654832-compressed-1588118103.jpg) Poor Penelope had just been accosted by the pro-tulle lobby and their relentless draping. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2012-140012090-640x895-1588118111.jpg) I am not that in love with the dropped waist and swaddled aura. I WANT to love it. I do not. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2012-151967911-compressed-1588118117.jpg) Penelope did not like her new bathing suit gown, so in a desperate bid to distract, she put the ENTIRE container of blush on her cheek. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2012-FFN_GGFF_ToRomeWithLove_Prem_062012_9206089-640x1004-1588118124.jpg) So itchy. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2014-476336317-1588118131.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 02: Actress Penelope Cruz attends the Oscars held at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 2, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) This is regal. I had forgotten it existed, and it might be one of my favorites in this slideshow. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2015-FFN_Lancome80_SGP_070715_51793342-1588118138.jpg) 51793342 Celebrities attend the photocall for the Lancome Celebrates 80 Years of Beauty With All Its Ambassadresses on July 7, 2015 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the photocall for the Lancome Celebrates 80 Years of Beauty With All Its Ambassadresses on July 7, 2015 in Paris, France. Pictured: Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz, Kate Winslet FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY Oh, Penelope, read the room. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_Cruz_Pen_FFUK_012816_51958087-1588118146.jpg) 51958087 Actress Penelope Cruz attends 'Soy Uno Entre Cien Mil' photocall at Academia de Cine on January 28, 2016 in Madrid, Spain. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY "Go go gadget long sleeves! ... Yeah, it's still a prototype." ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_FFUK_ZOOLANDER_2_1_21016_51960762-1588118153.jpg) 51960762 Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Zoolander 2' in Madrid, Spain on February 1, 2016\. Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Zoolander 2' in Madrid, Spain on February 1, 2016\. Pictured: Penelope Cruz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY I love this, but she does need an updo, I think. Or a 'do, period. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_GTRES_CRUZ_P_1112016_51944758-1588118161.jpg) 51944758 Actors Luis Tosar and Penelope Cruz attending "XXI Jose Maria Forque Awards" in Madrid, Spain on January 11, 2016\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY What did her pelvis ever do to her?!? ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_GTRES_FEROZ_AWARDS_1192016_51950971-1588118170.jpg) 51950971 Celebrities attend Feroz awards in Madrid, Spain on January 19, 2016 Celebrities attend Feroz awards in Madrid, Spain on January 19, 2016 Pictured: Penelope Cruz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY I appreciate the recycling, but of ALL her dresses, why would she wear Slide 15 again?!? ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_GTRES_Goya_Awards_020616_51964490-1588118178.jpg) 51964490 Celebrities attend the 30th annual Goya Film Awards in Madrid, Spain February 6, 2016\. Celebrities attend the 30th annual Goya Film Awards in Madrid, Spain February 6, 2016\. Pictured: Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY This is foxy, though, and Javier agrees. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-FFN_GTRES_QueenOfSpain_Prem_112416_52240286-1480143693-1588118185.jpg) 52240286 Celebrities at the Madrid premiere of 'The Queen Of Spain' in Madrid, Spain on November 24, 2016\. Celebrities at the Madrid premiere of 'The Queen Of Spain' in Madrid, Spain on November 24, 2016\. Pictured: Penelope Cruz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY And THIS. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-GettyImages-508397990-640x956-1588118193.jpg) Three for three! ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2016-GettyImages-509265672-640x961-1588118200.jpg) Four in a row now! ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2017-FFN_Zoolander2RC_API_020216_51961958-1588118212.jpg) 51961958 Celebrities attend the Berlin fan screening of the film 'Zoolander No. 2' at CineStar on February 2, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. Celebrities attend the Berlin fan screening of the film 'Zoolander No. 2' at CineStar on February 2, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. Pictured: Penelope Cruz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY This has a neck lace -- not to be confused with a necklace -- and giant cargo pockets. It should not work. But dang it, on her it does. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2017-GettyImages-634923120-1487021807-640x1073-1588118220.jpg) This seems to want to slither off her. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2017-shutterstock_9186849dn-1509650218-1588118227.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9186849dn) Penelope Cruz 'Murder on the Orient Express' film premiere, Arrivals, London, UK - 02 Nov 2017 She wore this to the *Murder on the Orient Express* premiere, and it DOES look apt for sexy scheming. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2017-wenn32398881-1506965558-640x962-1588118234.jpg) Premiere of 'Loving Pablo' during the 65th San Sebastian International Film Festival in San Sebastian, Spain. Featuring: Penélope Cruz Where: San Sebastian, Basque Country, Spain When: 30 Sep 2017 Credit: Clemens Niehaus/Future Image/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Germany\*\* I would have chosen a second sleeve and no bangs. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2017-BGUS_980743_011-1504744100-640x959-1588118206.jpg) That's... hmm. It certainly fits well. But I feel like it's JUUUUUST over the line of Teaches and Performs Ballroom Dancing on a Cruise. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-986fc114bd4-1542611454-640x961-1588118240.jpg) USA Rights Only, Berlin, Germany - 20181116- Celebrities attend the 70th Bambi Awards at Stage Theater. -PICTURED: Penelope Cruz -PHOTO by: Stoccy/DDP/INSTARimages.com -ddp\_09679077 This is an editorial, rights-managed image. 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If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded Wow, she really loved that cruise ship job. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_9309555hg-1515388881-1588118294.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lehmann/action press/REX/Shutterstock (9309555hg) Penelope Cruz 75th Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Beverly Hills, USA - 07 Jan 2018 Everyone wore black to the Globes this year, so... this is perfectly fine. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-5-1525829916-1588118255.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9665735gr) Actress Penelope Cruz poses for photographers upon arrival at the opening ceremony of the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2018 Opening Ceremony Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018 "Drape yourself in theatrical mourning," the ad said, and boy, did it deliver. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-penelope-cruz-at-cannes-day-two-2018-4-1525919508-1588118278.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/IPA/REX/Shutterstock (9666790d) Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz out and about, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018 Was this from the Lady Diana Spencer: Modest Schoolteacher collection? ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-penelope-cruz-at-cannes-day-two-2018-3-1525919497-1588118270.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9666253ak) Penelope Cruz 'Everybody Knows' photocall, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018 WEARING VINTAGE CHANEL "Hello! If you are hot, let me know, and I will fan you with my buttocks." ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-penelope-cruz-at-cannes-day-two-2018-2-1525919487-1588118263.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Benainous+Catarina/REX/Shutterstock (9666249ac) Penelope Cruz, Gala Dinner, Arrivals, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL \*9327910ei Her relationship with Chanel has supplanted hers with Versace, which is a real shame because Versace did well by her and Chanel has been largely horrendous. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-penelope-cruz-at-cannes-day-two-2018-5-1525919444-1588118286.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jacques BENAROCH/SIPA/REX/Shutterstock (9667093t) Penelope Cruz and Asghar Farhadi 'On n est pas couche' TV screening, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018 This was one of the only non-Chanels she wore at Cannes that summer -- it's by Alexandre Vauthier -- and what a waste of a sojourn. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_9451604ar-1520487146-640x960-1588118302.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Belen Diaz/DYDPPA/REX/Shutterstock (9451604ar) Spanish actress Penelope Cruz 'Loving Pablo' film premiere, Madrid, Spain - 07 Mar 2018 Indecision: A Cautionary Tale. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-british-fashion-awards-best-gfy-red-carpet-14-1544475999-1588118247.jpg) The British Fashion Awards 2018 held at the Royal Albert Hall - Arrival Featuring: Penelope Cruz Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Dec 2018 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com This dress has a kangaroo pouch. I repeat: This dress has a kangaroo pouch. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_9877090j-1536458088-1588118308.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/REX/Shutterstock (9877090j) Penelope Cruz 'Everybody Knows' premiere, Arrivals, Toronto International Film Festival, Canada - 08 Sep 2018 Chanel: A Cautionary Tale. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_9885380ik-1537249910-1588118317.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9885380ik) Penelope Cruz 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals Weaving Bathmats And Turning Them Into Bodices: A Cautionary Tale. ## 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Fox Party Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_9885692co-1537292149-1588118326.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/Fox/PictureGroup/REX/Shutterstock (9885692co) Penelope Cruz 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Fox Party Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 This Whole Dress: A Cautionary Tale. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-shutterstock_editorial_10014011m_huge-1544032656-1588118336.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (10014011m) Penelope Cruz CHANEL METIERS D'ART 2018/19 SHOW - ARRIVALS, New York, USA - 04 Dec 2018 Wearing Chanel It must take so much WORK to wear a dress that you also have to deep-condition. ## Penelope Cruz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-wenn33552251-1515522326-640x929-1588118344.jpg) Celebrities attend FX’s "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" Premiere at ArcLight Hollywood. Featuring: Penelope Cruz Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 09 Jan 2018 Credit: Brian To/WENN.com X Marks The Spot, as it turns out, is not a very flattering fashion approch. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2018-wenn33676649-1517803901-1588118350.jpg) 32nd Goya Film Awards, held at the Madrid Marriott Auditorium in Madrid, Spain. Featuring: Penélope Cruz Where: Madrid, Community of Madrid, Spain When: 03 Feb 2018 Credit: DyD Fotografos/Future Image/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Germany, Spain\*\* I DO like this ornate back brace. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-golden-globes-2019-red-carpet-big-gowns-lady-gaga-gfy-17-1546836886-1588118365.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10048067in) Penelope Cruz 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 I really like the purple sheen to that gown. I wish it had not been a halter -- somehow that gives it a less serious vibe, to me. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-shutterstock_10229738oo-1557201984-1588118373.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10229738oo) Penelope Cruz attends The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala celebrating the opening of the "Camp: Notes on Fashion" exhibition, in New York 2019 MET Museum Costume Institute Benefit Gala, New York, USA - 06 May 2019 What was Karl EVEN DOING here. The theme was camp. I don't think putting the waist line and a bow all the way up t her nipples really counts. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-7498ce770d0-1565316476-1588118357.jpg) \- London, Britain - 20190808-UK Premiere of Pain And Glory -PICTURED: Penelope Cruz and Antonio Banderas -PHOTO by: Nils Jorgensen/INSTARimages.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. 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If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded Penelope is dressed as the world's most expensive car wash, and Antonio couldn't even buy dress pants?!? ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-shutterstock_10239908af-1558290656-1588118381.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10239908af) Penelope Cruz poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Pain and Glory' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019 This is incredibly striking, and I wish it had been fully floor-length. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-shutterstock_10377074bc-1567475482-1588118390.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/IPA/Shutterstock (10377074bc) Penelope Cruz 'The Laundromat' premiere, 76th Venice Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2019 Wearing Ralph & Russo Same Outfit as catwalk model \*10325132ax I'm going to write a horror movie about a woman who tries on a wedding gown and then a piece of tulle slithers up from the neckline and fastens it to her and WON'T LET GO. It's going to be called WHEN DEATH DO US PART. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-wenn35857834-1547602038-640x960-1588118397.jpg) 24th Jose Maria Forque Awards held at Palacio de Congresos in Zaragoza, Spain. Featuring: Penelope Cruz Where: Zaragoza, Aragon, Spain When: 12 Jan 2019 Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Spain, France\*\* Sexy Tootsie. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2019-wenn35954260-1549329325-1588118404.jpg) 33rd Goya Cinema Awards, held at Palacio de Congresos y Exposiciones FIBES in Seville, Spain. Photo: Sean Thorton Featuring: Penelope Cruz Where: Seville, Andalusia, Spain When: 02 Feb 2019 Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Spain, France\*\* Unsexy EVERYTHING. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2020-shutterstock_editorial_10539338az-1580163486-640x960-1588118412.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10539338az) Penelope Cruz 34th Goya Awards, Jose Maria Martin Carpena Sports Palace, Malaga, Spain - 25 Jan 2020 Wearing Ralph & Russo same outfit as catwalk model \*10325132o This Ralph & Russo was SUCH a welcome break from Chanel. ## 2020 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/2020-shutterstock_editorial_10552553gy-1581309849-1588118421.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10552553gy) Penelope Cruz arrives at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles 92nd Academy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020 Which only underscored how odd this one was. Fruitless waist pearls and a gift bow around her neck do not a dreamy outing make. I keep hoping that this lost year will NOT count toward sports contracts but WILL count toward designer ones, so that people start playing the field again. [Penelope Cruz Had a Birthday, So We Made a SlideshowThere is probably more good than bad.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/04/2011-penelope-cruz-and-javier-bardem-109482764-compressed-1588118072.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/penelope-cruz-had-a-birthday-so-we-made-a-slideshow-04-2020/)