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# Penélope Cruz Is Starring in "Newsies"!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/penelope-cruz-is-starring-in-newsies/
- Published: 2026-10-09T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-09T17:33:13.000Z
- Description: We cannot blame Chanel for this one.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Ralph Lauren, Penelope Cruz

We cannot blame this on Chanel – as much as I wanted to do so. It is Ralph Lauren, circa 2014\. The fit on it is fantastic. *And* it makes it her look like she's launching a new version of *Newsies*, where all the roles are played by middle-aged women.\* Also featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Audra McDonald, Kate Hudson, Renée Elise Goldsberry (who is going to be a revelation), and Sandra Oh if she can sing and also if she can't. This film will be ridiculous, a huge hit, and my entire personality for at least 18 months.

\* *this is not shade as I am, myself, a middle-aged woman.*

###### (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images for BFI)