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# Penelope Cruz on Elle
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/penelope-cruz-on-elle/
- Published: 2024-01-19T17:45:54.000Z
- Updated: 2024-01-18T22:58:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/01/elm020124fobcover_penelope_digital_update-1705614429.jpg)

I don't... love this? Her left eye looks like it's wandering a bit, and when you're THIS tight on someone's face, I think the photo has to be REALLY worth it and almost perfect?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124FOBEdLetter_002-1-logo-1705614442.jpg)

That one is better, I think.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_002-logo-1705614468.jpg)

But now we're going to get two in which she's sitting on something with her right hand positioned on her head in some way. There's this one...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_003-logo-1705614481.jpg)

... and this one, which feels plottier in a way I like. THIS woman has MALEVOLENCE ON THE MIND.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_001-logo-1705614456.jpg)

I am not in love with the way this tries to overdo a pinched-waist hourglass silhouette.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_005-logo-1705614493.jpg)

Sure, fine!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_008-logo-1705614506.jpg)

The next four are basically the same, and for all my complaints about that type of thing, [they are presented in the article itself as a foursome, in a quad box](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/comp-elm020124wlpenelope-007-8-9-13-659ed9fad4e54.jpg?resize=980:%2A&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). That makes more sense than seeing them one after the other. I think I like this one the best of the four.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_013-logo-1705614547.jpg)

This is like bad Vogueing.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_007-logo-1705614519.jpg)

This one feels like... I don't know. Like the surprise is that she's about to bite into an ice cream cone she REALLY loves, that you can get in your grocer's freezer. Remember when celebs were selling those Magnum bars? That.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/01/ELM020124WLPenelope_009-logo-1705614533.jpg)

"Dammit, Heather. Now I want a Magnum bar."

[Penelope Cruz Landed February's ElleWith a peppy profile piece.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/01/elm020124fobcover_penelope_digital_update-1705614429.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/penelope-cruz-landed-februarys-elle-01-2024/)