
This is fairly sheer, but also really pretty -- and fun; it's fireworks! Why isn't she deploying this at Cannes, instead?

She won something called "Top Covered Artist" and this has prompted me to think of so many hacky jokes that I think my brain short-circuited.

"Hello, world! I just am here to remind you that I am single now and if you're interested in writing any sympathetic magazine stories about, like, my Strength in the Time of Heartbreak, that would be fine."

"I'd also happily talk to you about my workout routine, my hair regime, or, frankly, literally anything you want to ask me about. Thanks!!"

As we noted in our piece for Cosmo: Where does she think she is going? This is Vegas. It's the Billboard Awards. SHE'S PROMOTING BAYWATCH. If EVER there were a time for a sassy little mini IT IS THIS MOMENT.

See? Exactly.
