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# People's Choice Award Fug Carpet: Malin Akerman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/peoples-choice-award-fug-carpet-malin-akerman-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-09T16:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-09T19:31:45.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, People's Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Heather and I just got home from a business trip -- I am writing this at WHAT TIME IS IT?? O'Clock so you can read it first thing -- and I joked to her at the baggage claim that I was just going to write one angry word for each post. Like, "NO." And "Whaaaaaa???" And "YIKES." But I cannot keep myself to one word with this thing:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/461432089.xml "The 40th Annual People's Choice Awards - Red Carpet")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=999101&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Well, if I did, maybe it would be "BOOBS." But it's really more like, "Hey, look who's newly single and also really wants you to watch her sitcom!" Shall we see the full-length view?

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/461432615.xml "The 40th Annual People's Choice Awards - Red Carpet")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=999111&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I sincerely wondered, when I saw this, if it were on backwards. This is just awkward on her, so desperate, like a lady wrestler trying to break into mainstream acting. Also, ABC picked up her sitcom for the season, so she has a LITTLE breathing room before she needs to whip out both the stops, so to speak. Friends don't let friends suffer from Premature Desperation Boob.

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