Halle Berry

She looks like she stepped out of a movie about an '90s video game character who turns vigilante.

Complete with its own bedazzled anal meridian.

Leslie Jones in Christian Siriano

I love this entire thing. Even the boring shoes don't bother me. She looks tremendous -- what a color, and the purse caps it. (Okay, I might have chosen shoes that coordinated with the braids.)

Laverne Cox in Jean-Louis Sabaji

Laverne was, I think, the Giuliana of the evening? I like this idea, but it looks a bit like someone just... ran out of time with it.

Susan Kelechi Watson

Stunning. And she just wrote an episode of This Is Us, which is cool -- it's neat when the long-running shoes start letting people flex their other creative muscles.

Addison Rae in vintage Betsey Johnson

Okay, with the current '90s resurgence, I LOVE Betsey Johnson's archive coming into play right now. This is a great idea, and 99 percent of it works...

... but hot damn, that choker is over-choking. I'm impressed she can smile. She does seem to be trying HARD not to grit her teeth.

Iman Shumpert

He looks cool! Not literally cool; that IS a down layer underneath his coat. No doubt he is toasty.

JoJo Siwa in Jenny Packham

Lovely. Jessica and I were talking about how cleverly they used Dancing With The Stars to shift her image into something more grown-up. This dress is pretty in a "16 going on 17" way (yes, she's 18, but you feel me, I had to reference That Pink Dress). There's a little bit of romance, a little bit of youth, she would know what to do if a gazebo popped up next to her, etc.

Natalie Zea

I LOVE this almost as much as I eye-roll her new show, La Brea.

Wells Adams, Sarah Hyland (in Vera Wang)

We make scrunchie jokes a lot, but sincerely, that DOES look like one was sent here from the Planet Gargantua and she wrapped it around herself twice. Meanwhile, Wells back there is giving me real Justin Timberlake vibes, in a bad way. (Is there a good way, at this point?)

Like... REAL Timberlake vibes. Undiluted.

Sydney Sweeney in Saint Laurent

Pure Kelly Taylor right here. I JUST referenced this, too, with Olivia Rodrigo, and here we are with an outfit where the comparison is way more apt.

Karamo Brown

Hmm. This shiny wrap-jacket doesn't quite work for me. Weirdly, from afar it looks like this doesn't fit right, but I think it actually DOES if you look closer?

Kenan Thompson

And this... also might fit, but the fabric is forgiving NOTHING. It is holding grudges.

Lil Rel Howery

Whereas, AS USUAL, Lil Rel is really snazzy.

Candice Patton in Emanuel Ungaro

Speaking of things that wrap! This sarong with the turtleneck works surprisingly well on her. I don't love it, but she's rocking it.

Adam Demos and Sarah Shahi (in Balmain)

These two, I believe, got together while shooting their show Sex/Life, which was... steamy, from what I hear. There is a full frontal scene that caused quite a commotion. They both look really good, although obviously I would have explored my shoe options if I were her.

Paris Jackson in Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood

Sure, why not. She's giving me vague Madonna vibes in this.

Becky G in Roberto Cavalli

I love this color on her. She looks great, but yes, she's also very very well ventilated on one side...

CHEEKY.

Mindy Kaling in Pamella Roland

This is nice on her. Very sedate, and also nice.

HER in Carolina Herrera

Yes, that's probably just a bra under there, but it works because PROVING its braness is not the focal point here. I love the suit.

Eliza Coupe, Ginnifer Goodwin (in Huishan Zhang), Maggie Q

These three have a new show together called Pivoting -- it starts in January sometime -- about friends and mid-life crises and such. Ginnifer is looking at us like, "Yes, but WHICH Muppet did I skin, HMMMMM?" Maggie's... is also there. And Eliza has turned her spray-tan setting to "Gouda rind."

The Rock

Wow. I don't like this at all? We can keep the dark red, maybe, and ditch the totally cheesy red satin shirt. Honestly even if he just took that off RIGHT NOW and kept on the jacket and just went PECS OUT, it would be better.

Lili Reinhart in Valentino

For whatever reason, I looked at this and thought, "Okay, but let's see it on Sarah Snook."

Jack Quaid

Secret Fug National Jack Quaid reporting for duty, perhaps?

People's Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 07 Dec 2021

That's a tough color to pair shoes with, but grey might not be it. Honestly, it's OKAY, but it feels a little 14. I'm not saying that to be scoldy about age -- I honestly just absolutely would have pulled that for the next child actress's awards season gauntlet.

Chase Stokes, Austin North, Jonathan Daviss, Carlacia Grant, Madison Bailey, and Madelyn Cline (in Versace)

This is the cast of Outer Banks, which I gather just got a third season, although Chase Stokes could also pass as a frustrated magician. I love Madison's silver dress, and want to know every single product she uses on her hair, please and thank you.

Thank You to the Celebs Who Actually Walked the Red Carpet at the People's Choice Awards

Several big names blew it off. But not Halle!