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# People's Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Ashley Greene
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/peoples-choice-awards-fug-carpet-ashley-greene-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-12T23:30:31.000Z
- Updated: 2012-01-12T23:07:58.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, People's Choice Awards, Twilight, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Look, Ashley, this may not even be your fault.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/136781710.jpg "Ashley Greene")](https://gofugyourself.com/peoples-choice-awards-fug-carpet-ashley-greene-01-2012/2012-peoples-choice-awards-red-carpet-9?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I have no idea what fabric that is (although I do know I ought not be able to see your navel with such stark definition). But it looks rubbery in the light. And aside from thinking this entire head-to-toe look is heavy and dull and dreary, I have also watched way too much *American Horror Story* (spoilers forthcoming) not to immediately associate "looks rubbery in the light" with "Hey, look, that's Rubber Man murdering someone/impregnating someone with a rage baby." You definitely do not want to look like the girl running a fundraising car wash for that guy so he can get the suit cleaned of criminal effluvia.

\[Photo: Getty\]