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# People's Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Jessica Alba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/peoples-choice-awards-fug-carpet-jessica-alba-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-09T17:30:33.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-09T19:32:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, People's Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Oh, Jessica Alba. We JUST lauded this girl's unexpectedly great taste in 2013, and so of course she goes and does this:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/461458539.xml "Jessica Alba")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/461458539.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Her head is still good, obviously -- hard to screw that up -- but that dress is all wrong. We can all agree that Jessica Alba has a ridiculously fit bod, so this too-tight criss-cross thing is basically a dangerous criminal for what it's doing to her. It should be locked up and kept off the streets. It can't be trusted; it is a menace, with a particular interest in making mammary pancakes.

And from the side...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/4614290931.xml "Jessica Alba")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/4614290931.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... it just kind of looks like a massive sneaker homage. Allison Williams's dress did shoelaces better, I think, and not for nothing, Jessica probably should've worn those shoes, too. Maybe they should go on a styling spree together, or her people could just kidnap Allison and give her clothes to Jessica. Not that I am advocating fighting one crime with another crime, but... it could just be more of a gentle luxury trap-her-in-a-limo situation. I'm just saying.

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